WTF! Every morning when i finish showering...

[fatbaby]

and smell my towel, it smells like perfume!

Now I don't own an ounce of perfume in my house. I use deoderant mostly. Also, I live alone, and haven't invited anyone into my house for the past 2 months. Thirdly, I have a brinks alarm system installed with sensors on all the windows and doors and gets tested monthly. WTF!

 

[her209]

Are you giving off pheromones again?

 

[DrumminBoy]

maybe your laundry detergent/softener?

 

[rudeguy]

maybe its a sign that you want a sex change?

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: her209
Are you giving off pheromones again?

My BO smells like everyone elses BO.

maybe your laundry detergent/softener?

I use tide!

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy
maybe your laundry detergent/softener?

Bingo!

 

[PoPPeR]

what does BO stand for again

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
what does BO stand for again

Body odor

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
what does BO stand for again

booby odor

 

[eakers]

shampoo? soap? shaving cream?

 

[SoylentGreen]

You're all wrong.
It's just that the crack of fatbaby's ass has an exquisite fragrance naturally.

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: eakers
shampoo? soap? shaving cream?

I've smelled all of them (pert plus, dove, gillete respectively), and they don't smell like the scent my towel smells like.

No, i don't have any pets and nor is it my detergent.

Someone, that i am not aware of, is using my towel!

 

[Excelsior]

Maybe its cause your nick is odd....

 

[rudeguy]

why didnt my answer get a reply?

 

[NutBucket]

Its the gillete. I never noticed it but my girl said its rather strong. Could be part of it.

 

[eakers]

someday eakers will learn how to read.

 

[iwearnosox]

It's your girlfriend's girlfriend.

 

[Zenmervolt]

There is a very simple solution to this. Stop smelling your towel.

ZV

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
why didnt my answer get a reply?

Ignorance my friend, ignorance

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
You're all wrong.
It's just that the crack of fatbaby's ass has an exquisite fragrance naturally.

I don't want to know how you know this.

 

[ufs]

there is a ghost in ur home

 

[Soybomb]

Originally posted by: eakers
someday eakers will learn how to read.

someday I might learn how to play the guitar....or maybe banjo


Wait nevermind wrong topic. Just being near you makes things smell great. You're blessed. Go for sainthood.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Maybe it's because you're using Dove. No man uses Dove and admits it

 

[Moonbeam]

Check in with a psychiatrist. You may be a split personality.

 

[Moonbeam]

By the way, I think you can buy tide in perfumed and non perfumed varieties. You may have bought the wrong one for your taste.