WTF? Dumb laws...

[idNut]

My friend told me about this site and after reading some, I don't think I believe they're true.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

That was under PA's law. Yeah, right.

 

[Jhill]

I had to do it yesterday.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Jhill
I had to do it yesterday.

I did that a week ago.

 

[IamElectro]

If your read alot of these laws are on the books and uninforced. But have been around for almost a 100 years.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Zion

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jhill
I had to do it yesterday.

I did that a week ago.

Bummer!!
I've been getting by with the camoflage canvas.

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: Pr0Hawk
Zion

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Lock my ass up right now.

 

[Ferocious]

In San Francisco:

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Yeah right.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I used to get my pooches stoned. They're all dead now.

 

[Kaervak]

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.

Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

You may not run out of gas.

Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.


GO OHIO!!!!

 

[EMPshockwave82]

stupid laws that take too much paperwork to get them off the books basically..... so they just dont enforce them.... just another reason for us to say that cops can pick and choose which laws to enforce.... because TECHNICALLY you could still be ticketed / cited / warned for any of those offences.... but the courts would shoot it down faster than it takes to pull the trigger on a sniper rifle and kill saddam's sorry butt

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
I used to get my pooches stoned. They're all dead now.

I'm sure the died Happy ..ignorant and stoned.. happy nonetheless

 

[MrCodeDude]

San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.

That one is true No one obeys it though.
-- mrcodedude

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

shoot to kill instead

 

[McMadman]

NY
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.

i remember hearing other funny ones for certain areas, but I can't think of them offhand.

 

[bandana163]

A stupid mayor attempted to pass this law in the vicinity:
No one may keep 'hairy' animals which exceed 60cm standing. OMG.

 

[bandana163]

Iran (or Kuwait)
Real: man may not have sexual intercourse with wife's cadaver, unless it's still hot.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

 

[MrYogi]

in Oklahoma
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

 

[PowerMacG5]

I love the USA. Laws like these are great. I'm gonna go walk around with an ice cream cone in my pocket right now (I live in NY).

 

[digitalsm]

Originally posted by: Ferocious
In San Francisco:

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

Yeah right.

Its unconstitutional. Sodomy(oral or anal) laws were wiped away with that gay rights case that went before the US Supreme Court.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Yeah, New Jersey's says that too. It doesn't mean when you pass oncoming traffic, it means when you pass a car that you are behind - it's so they are aware that you are there.

GO OHIO!!!!

Your state sucks.

 

[Jeff7181]

In Plymouth, Michigan it's illegal to tie your pet alligator to fire hydrants. And there's a $1 bounty for dead rats, bring them to city hall to collect the bounty.