WTF, do guys actually write like this?

[bignateyk]

I couldn't even make it past the second sentence before doing a facepalm.

I've been trying to read this for the last couple days now, and I can't make it through. It's like a train wreck. Somehow it just keeps getting worse as the letter goes on.

 

[JD50]

pics

 

[DrawninwarD]

Is the guy asian?

I have an asian friend that uses smiley faces in every single message he sends me.

hi =)
sup ^_^
no -_-

Ugh.

 

[drum]

Yeah i'm sure that didn't freak her out. Delete.

 

[blackdogdeek]

calm down everyone. his writing will return to normal as soon as he loses his virginity.

 

[skace]

calm down everyone. his writing will return to normal as soon as he loses his virginity.

So this is a paradox?

 

[Born2bwire]

:awe:

that emoticon cracks me up everytime i see it :awe::awe::awe::awe::awe:

I fucking love that emoticon. It cracks me up everytime I see it too.

:awe::awe::awe::awe:

Hahah, damn, we are limited to only 10 smilies per message.

 

[MrMatt]

It was probably sent by a transvestite.

It reminds me of the time I was born with a penis but they cut it off turned it inside out and made a vagina out of it =) :awe::awe:

 

[blackdogdeek]

So this is a paradox?

actually i'd call it more of a catch-22 than a paradox.

either way, the author is doomed.

ps - spider

 

[Inferno0032]

He deserves a swift kick to the nads.

What nads?

 

[gophins72]

calm down everyone. his writing will return to normal as soon as he loses his virginity.

the man is correct.

 

[rocadelpunk]

Whoa, felt like I was in a FBB thread for a minute there.

KT

my first thought.

 

[krylon]

calm down everyone. his writing will return to normal if he loses his virginity.

Fixed

 

[acheron]

why does this thread have no pics?

 

[Instan00dles]

wow he wrote an email like that to someone he didnt really know to compliment and apoligize. fuck.....

 

[olds]

Shens. The OP has no friends.
Everyone knows this.

 

[KeithTalent]

:awe:

I fucking love that emoticon. It cracks me up everytime I see it too.

:awe::awe::awe::awe:

Hahah, damn, we are limited to only 10 smilies per message.

Yeah, I love it so much I put 2 of them in my sig! :awe:

KT

 

[SirStev0]

I hope your friend enjoys his collection of restraining orders.

 

[Born2bwire]

Yeah, I love it so much I put 2 of them in my sig! :awe:

KT

 

[Jeff7181]

The dude obviously spent like 30 minutes typing that. Nobody uses that many smiley faces when typing at a normal pace.

Oh, and it sounds like he has a crush on this Miller person...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

At anyrate, this isn't about 'hitting on you' or 'asking you out'. I just want to genuinely complement you for your openness, friendliness, and for your "stop any man on his track" beauty!=) Take this simply for that.

These are the people that post "Why did she friend-zone me?" threads in L&R.

 

[vshah]

:whiste:
Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
There's something going wrong around here
:whiste:

 

[Skeeedunt]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

===========================)

 

[zanejohnson]

honestly, he's pretty damn slick.

hate on him if you want, but i guarantee he got her attention.

btw i read about 4 lines... so i could have missed some detrimental faggotry.

 

[Fayd]

when i posted that to her account, it was for her eyes only! you bastard