WTF, do guys actually write like this?

[nerp]

Hi. I met you at that party. I thought you were really cute. Care to hang out sometime? Gimme a call if you're interested. - Mark

 

[mikej007]

What the fuck? I thought a girl wrote that....

And who wouldnt see it as a really lame attempt at a line?

What a douchebag.

 

[vshah]

tell her to respond with tl;dr

 

[MAKENITO]

Wtf, that kind of reeks of desperation

Yeahp.

 

[Rubycon]

Wear a silk shirt. That turns the spiders on big time.

 

[Platypus]

that screams desperate loser and pretty much sealed the deal that he'll never hear from that girl again.

 

[RoloMather]

awww if only he didn't compliment her on her beauty

 

[Fox5]

Hi. I met you at that party. I thought you were really cute. Care to hang out sometime? Gimme a call if you're interested. - Mark

The correct answer would have been to get her phone number at the party.

BTW, be easy on the op, he sounds like a good kid, just nerdy.

 

[The_Dude8]

Did the OP wrote that letter? =)

 

[Riceninja]

this dude aint getting laid

 

[uhohs]

story ends in a restraining order.

 

[sandorski]

Longest "Hello, how you doing?" I have ever read.

If Dude wrote a Novel, it would take 100 pages to describe how the Morning was before even mentioning the Main characters name.

 

[KeithTalent]

Longest "Hello, how you doing?" I have ever read.

If Dude wrote a Novel, it would take 100 pages to describe how the Morning was before even mentioning the Main characters name.

So like Stephen King.

KT

 

[Modular]

So like Stephen King.

KT

Erroneous! Erroneous on both counts!

I wanted to compliment you on the compliment that you're complimenting about. The compliment is complimentary to the compliment, so take it for what it is...a compliement

So annoying.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Trying WAY too hard.

 

[shortylickens]

This is not new, yes, guys actually write like this. Its been happening at least 10 years and probably longer.
One time a buddy of mine gave me a floppy disk and said he had a letter to a chick on it. Disk wouldnt read. I managed to use some utility to recover the file. It was only about 3/4 of his letter but it worked.
The letter was a MESS. I told him that you are not supposed to write like you talk, especially when you talk like a fool most of the time.

I really dont think our highschools prepare kids for the outside world, especially when it comes to written communication. Folks will spend 8 hours a day twittering and facebooking and texting but they do NOT know how to communicate, they just think they do.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I wonder how long it'll take him to figure out this doesn't work...

 

[gophins72]

Hi! =)

i said hi first so you can't say hi to me first =) ha ha! =) thank you for the compliments =) i think we should have lunch =) and maybe sometime in the future =) you can tell me a sad story =( about sad people =( but actually ends happy =) =) =)

this facebook thing is so neat =) i hope things are great =) and not bad =(

sometimes when i'm drying my hair i think it gets notty =( but i noticed if i use the right amount of conditioner it doesnt seem to happen =)

other times when it's very humid outside my hair will fall down =( but if i find the right mousse or gel product it doesn't happen =)

tell miller i said hi =)

ps =)

 

[grrl]

Whoa, felt like I was in a FBB thread for a minute there.

KT

He only needed to include his desire to snuggle.

 

[shortylickens]

He only needed to include his desire to snuggle.

No no no.
SNORGLE, not snuggle.

 

[lifeobry]

I prefer my smiley faces with colons.

 

[FoBoT]

 

[El Guaraguao]

ADD>OP

tl;dr and dc.

 

[angminas]

Poor guy.

 

[nerp]

Poor guy.

Dug his own grave.