WTF... Cheerleaders protest skimpy uniforms!?!?!?!!?

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Jeeebus

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http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7708482

A few observations, if you'll kindly indulge me...

1. NOBODY fucking cares how many clever ways you can rhyme the word "team" or "win" -- we're only watching you for the ass shaking and gyrations.

2. There is no such thing as too skimpy. Just writing the words "too skimpy" makes me want to cry. You've made Jeeebus cry. Now I'm even more upset.

3. Statement # 1 is fully backed and supported by high school boys and the PedoBear Alliance.

4. I will grant a limited exception to the fattie in the video. Why hasn't anyone told her yet that letting her on the team was just a mean joke orchestrated by the other girls?
 
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mmntech

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Jeeebus said:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7708482

A few observations, if you'll kindly indulge me...

1. NOBODY fucking cares how many clever ways you can rhyme the word "team" or "win" -- we're only watching you for the ass shaking and gyrations.

2. There is no such thing as too skimpy. Just writing the words "too skimpy" makes me want to cry. You've made Jeeebus cry. Now I'm even more upset.

3. Statement # 1 is fully backed and supported by high school boys and the PedoBear Alliance.

4. I will grant a limited exception to the fattie in the video. Why hasn't anyone told her yet that letting her on the team was just a mean joke orchestrated by the other girls?
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Weak troll thread or did somebody piss in your coffee this morning? :D

Back when I was in high school, cheerleaders rarely showed up at football games. It was a sport in itself. They toured around doing competitions. I knew a few people who did it. It's more advanced/team gymnastics than it is "go team." Requires a lot of physical strength, skill, and it can be very dangerous.

Here's the Bullshit episode on it. Argues that cheerleading should be an officially sanctioned sport.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AvAiUFFCyo
 
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Jeeebus

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mmntech said:
Back when I was in high school, cheerleaders rarely showed up at football games. It was a sport in itself. They toured around doing competitions. I knew a few people who did it. It's more advanced/team gymnastics than it is "go team." Requires a lot of physical strength, skill, and it can be very dangerous.

Here's the Bullshit episode on it. Argues that cheerleading should be an officially sanctioned sport.
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AvAiUFFCyo
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It's somewhat endearing that you think cheerleading is something more than masturbatory fodder for young men.
 
Dirigible

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vbuggy said:
Obviously the cheerleaders do.
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They are delusional. And no one corrected them. What did that lead to? Complaints of skimpy outfits. This needs to be nipped in the bud.

A) Skimpier outfits.
B) No touring crap.
C) No cheerleading competitions.


If they want to compete in team gymnastics, they can do that.
 
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So does that mean they are going to stop doing high kicks that show off their legs too? WTF! I never knew that guys liking cheerleaders because they are pretty or athletic was bad for self esteem.
 
CRXican

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girls always think they're fat so they don't want their "gut" showing

that's what it really comes down to
 
rudeguy

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CRXican said:
girls always think they're fat so they don't want their "gut" showing

that's what it really comes down to
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no...it comes down to this being a double fail thread.

Fail that its about high school cheerleaders and even more fail that there aren't pics of hot college cheerleaders.
 
DrunkenSano

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Since when was Cheerleading more about athleticism than showing off their bodies and pleasing the male crowd? I apparently missed the memo.
 
Capt Caveman

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Jeeebus said:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7708482

A few observations, if you'll kindly indulge me...

1. NOBODY fucking cares how many clever ways you can rhyme the word "team" or "win" -- we're only watching you for the ass shaking and gyrations.

2. There is no such thing as too skimpy. Just writing the words "too skimpy" makes me want to cry. You've made Jeeebus cry. Now I'm even more upset.

3. Statement # 1 is fully backed and supported by high school boys and the PedoBear Alliance.

4. I will grant a limited exception to the fattie in the video. Why hasn't anyone told her yet that letting her on the team was just a mean joke orchestrated by the other girls?
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I'm guessing you're a troll or retard. They are in High School and outside of Pro Sports, Cheerleading is a competitive sport.
 
Lotheron

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Capt Caveman said:
I'm guessing you're a troll or retard. They are in High School and outside of Pro Sports, Cheerleading is a competitive sport.
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Sorry, Nothing is scored subjectively can be considered a competitive sport. Ice Skating, Dancing, cheer-leading, whatever.
 
Bateluer

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Uniforms don't look that skimpy to me. Seen much more skimpy when I was in high school. Heck, I'll bet there's plenty of girls that wear much less on a day to day basis.
 
Nik

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Jeeebus said:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7708482

A few observations, if you'll kindly indulge me...

1. NOBODY fucking cares how many clever ways you can rhyme the word "team" or "win" -- we're only watching you for the ass shaking and gyrations.

2. There is no such thing as too skimpy. Just writing the words "too skimpy" makes me want to cry. You've made Jeeebus cry. Now I'm even more upset.

3. Statement # 1 is fully backed and supported by high school boys and the PedoBear Alliance.

4. I will grant a limited exception to the fattie in the video. Why hasn't anyone told her yet that letting her on the team was just a mean joke orchestrated by the other girls?
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I saw a 12 year old wearing a cheerleading outfit I'd expect to see in porn or a strip club.

She was waiting for the school bus.

Cheer leading outfits are completely inappropriate.
 
AMDZen

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Nik said:
I saw a 12 year old wearing a cheerleading outfit I'd expect to see in porn or a strip club.

She was waiting for the school bus.

Cheer leading outfits are completely inappropriate.
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Your very existence is inappropriate.
 
Capt Caveman

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Lotheron said:
Sorry, Nothing is scored subjectively can be considered a competitive sport. Ice Skating, Dancing, cheer-leading, whatever.
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So, professional boxing isn't a competitive sports nor a good portion of the olympics. Ignorance is strong in this thread.
 
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