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effowe

effowe

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:D

Here's what the one review says in case you don't want to go to Amazon

I bought this for my father, so that he could use it during a bicycling trip to Morocco and into the Sahara. He felt the need of something to store his passport and valuables in that wouldn't be lost during heavy cycling and would be resistant to pick pockets.

He told me that it performed well, didn't chafe him during desert riding, was roomy enough and worked well as a weapon when he put a rock in it and used it to bludgeon some desert raiders. He did use the neck lanyard to strangle an unruly camel before he ate it, and said that the lanyard held up well and he was able to easily wash the blood stains out afterwards at an oasis.

I bought one for myself to take on a trip to Ireland, and while I couldn't find any camels to strangle in downtown Dublin, it did keep my passport and other valuables dry during the extremely wet weather. I seldom noticed it around my neck while going through my day and considered it an essential part of my luggage.
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EKKC

EKKC

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hahahaha WTF that sure looks normal from the first paragraph
 
Aharami

Aharami

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Originally posted by: Pheran
That was a good one. Of course the all-time classic Amazon review is for The Story About Ping.
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holy crap that is absolute genius! At first I thought he was reviewing the book for what it is - a badly written book on UNIX. Oh how wrong I was
 
Bill Brasky

Bill Brasky

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Originally posted by: QED
Haha... pretty funny.

Here's another oldie but goodie Amazon review.
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That's the greatest thing I've read all day!

"All told, despite the travesties that come from reducing Hasselfhoff to a single disc, this is clearly one of the finest works in the entire oeuvre of human expression." LMAO!!
 
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funkymatt

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This on'es pretty good from the uranium reviews..
I know some of you are making snide remarks about this product and joking around about "three-handed kids" and dog food glowing in the dark, but this is serious stuff.

We purchased the Uranium Ore to improve upon our custom fashion watches by making the hands glow in the dark. Unfortunately, my dad - who is SUPPOSED to have a degree in Engineering and Physics confused Uranium with Radium. We need Radium ore to make the hands of the watch glow in the dark at night and not Uranium. Uranium ore is useless for this task, regardless of the jokes you see here about "dogs glowing in the dark" and nonsense like that.

I don't want to come across as critical, but there are some of us who do not take these reviews lightly and it would have saved us a lot of money if the reviews here didn't misleadingly cause my dad to think that Uranium ore would make the hands of the watch glow in the dark.

That said, does anyone know where we can get some radium ore? Thanks!

P.S. I have found a great resource that goes well with this product. Uranium Resource Processing This book has helped us figure out what to do with the several dozen crates of this stuff that we have in the basement right now.
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