Wrong words in songs

[skychief]

Has anyone ever misunderstood the words in songs or worse yet sung them out loud. I remember, for instance, when I was young I always thought the Stones Beast of Burden was actually saying "I'll never be your pizza burning" or Stevie Nicks White Winged Dove was actually "Just like the One Winged Dove". It's kind of funny when you realize your mistake especially when you sing it out loud crusing around with your friends.

 

[PanzerIV]

I've done it a million times but my furthest memory goes way back when there was a song out called "Hooked on a Feeling." As a kid my parents tell me I would belt out "Hooked on a Ceiling."

 

[BlueWeasel]

I used to think they were saying "Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel...." instead of "Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel"

Kyrie by Mr. Mister

 

[skychief]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
I used to think they were saying "Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel...." instead of "Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel"

Kyrie by Mr. Mister

Hell, I thought that is what they did say.

 

[nakedfrog]

Until sometime this year, I thought Springsteen was singing "Elmer Fudd," not "I'm on fire." Always hated the song
http://www.kissthisguy.com/

 

[gistech1978]

i still like 'thirty theives, thunderchief' for 'dirty deeds done dirt cheap' by AC/DC.

 

[cronos]

remember that cell phone commercial that has a guy calling the library to check a song lyric (argh i couldn't remember the name of the song)?, and this librarian read the lyric back like she was reading a book. haha..

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: saxguy
remember that cell phone commercial that has a guy calling the library to check a song lyric (argh i couldn't remember the name of the song)?, and this librarian read the lyric back like she was reading a book. haha..

The song was Pour some sugar on me by Def Lepard he sang "Pour some shook up Ramen"

I still think in Stairway to Heaven he says "If there's a wiiiiino down the road!"

 

[boomdart]

I once tried to translate a song by the band Thursday..(i dont like the band at all) and got the funniest transcription...It was in my LiveJournal a time back, but I doubt it's still there..

 

[Bootprint]

amiright.com

In Sheryl Crow's song Superstar, I kept hearing something about big puffy thighs (really big public fights)

 

[thomsbrain]

there was a book with a bunch of these that came out a few years ago

 

[Bowmaster]

'Cuse me, while I kiss this guy!!!"

Classic from Wayne and Garth...

 

[KEV1N]

"I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"

 

[boomdart]

Originally posted by: KEV1N
"I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy"

Reminds me of a friend's interpretation of some missy elliot song where she says "Take that flip it and reverse it" in reverse...A friend tried to convince me that she says "Is your friends pus__ wet yet?" I said yeah just to end the conversation, what a dolt....

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
i still like 'thirty theives, thunderchief' for 'dirty deeds done dirt cheap' by AC/DC.

My wife thought it was "Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Kings"

 

[NoReMoRsE]

No more will my green seagull turn a deeper blue