meltdown75
Lifer
Ok. This one's kinda gross. You've been warned.
My job is such that the employees here have about a 50/50 split between "office" and "field" time. So, we have a corporate fleet here of about 16 vehicles. There are guidelines for cleaning the cars, filling them up before returning them, etc. Just general policy to keep them respectable so the next staff member that has to use it isn't greeted with a filthy car.
Last fall, when I got into one of the fleet vehicles, I couldn't help but GAG as I noticed BOOGERS and other forms of SNOT wiped not only all over the passenger seat, but even on the fricking headliner (whatever the ceiling of the interior of the car is called) - all over the place. These weren't your standard boogs - some were huge and had nose hairs sticking out of them. It would seem we were dealing with a real gold digger. Well, I complained and b!tched to everyone but the person in question which was stupid. Long story short, they brought the car to the place we get 'em cleaned and paid for a "thorough" interior cleaning. No one said a word to the person in question (each car has a log book so you know who's been using it) and we all hoped - without actually having to deal with this VERY VERY creepy guy - that the problem wouldn't surface again.
Just now, I get a call from a friend of mine who's on her way back to the office from the field, and she's almost gagging!! It seems the Booger Bandit has struck again. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! AHHH!!
Cliffies: 1) d!ckwad wipes boogers all over the inside of cars
2) we're sick of dealing with it
3) ever hear of a kleenex you sick fvck!?!? <Napoleon> "GROSS!" </Napoleon>
My job is such that the employees here have about a 50/50 split between "office" and "field" time. So, we have a corporate fleet here of about 16 vehicles. There are guidelines for cleaning the cars, filling them up before returning them, etc. Just general policy to keep them respectable so the next staff member that has to use it isn't greeted with a filthy car.
Last fall, when I got into one of the fleet vehicles, I couldn't help but GAG as I noticed BOOGERS and other forms of SNOT wiped not only all over the passenger seat, but even on the fricking headliner (whatever the ceiling of the interior of the car is called) - all over the place. These weren't your standard boogs - some were huge and had nose hairs sticking out of them. It would seem we were dealing with a real gold digger. Well, I complained and b!tched to everyone but the person in question which was stupid. Long story short, they brought the car to the place we get 'em cleaned and paid for a "thorough" interior cleaning. No one said a word to the person in question (each car has a log book so you know who's been using it) and we all hoped - without actually having to deal with this VERY VERY creepy guy - that the problem wouldn't surface again.
Just now, I get a call from a friend of mine who's on her way back to the office from the field, and she's almost gagging!! It seems the Booger Bandit has struck again. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE! AHHH!!
Cliffies: 1) d!ckwad wipes boogers all over the inside of cars
2) we're sick of dealing with it
3) ever hear of a kleenex you sick fvck!?!? <Napoleon> "GROSS!" </Napoleon>
