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Write me a paragraph...

overst33r

Diamond Member
...including a penguin, dusty religious icon, unsharpened pencil, an apple, a television guide that is two weeks outdated, a TV, a clock, trash can, US flag, and a phone.

This is my homework assignement and i am in the 12th grade.
Yes i go to public skool and this is supposeably a magnet school with top of the line classes...go figure.

I wanna see your creative minds make something amazing!



My version:

A penguin named Linus was walking down the street with an unsharpened pencil he just bought while eating an apple. He accidentally twisted his flipper a bit when he awkwardly stepped on a two-week-old TV guide. He has never watched TV and likes to stare at his clock instead of an electronic tube. He is a patriot with US flags hanging in his apartment, accompanied by Microsoft memorabilia stuffed in trashcans. He called his friend by using a telephone to discuss a dusty cross he found under his bed that scared him.
 
The phone rang, it was shaped like a penguin and began to waddle, knocking onto the floor an old apple which had been precariously perched on my dusty Bible. I reached for it, and missed, instead stabbing myself with an uncharpened pencil I'd been using to finish the
crossword I'd started two weeks ago from the TV magazine. The ringing stopped, and I tried to roll over and go back to sleep but I rolled into the remote and the TV came on. Bush had just signed away more freedoms. I took my US flag pillowcase off the bed and threw it into the trash can in disgust.
 
Write me a paragraph including a penguin, dusty religious icon, unsharpened pencil, an apple, a television guide that is two weeks outdated, a TV, a clock, trash can, US flag, and a phone. This is my homework assignement and i am in the 12th grade.
Yes i go to public skool and this is supposeably a magnet school with top of the line classes...go figure. the paragraph has to be 4 to six sentences long. I wanna see your creative minds make something amazing!
 
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