Write a story. Arnold and the Rabbit Ears Antenna

[XZeroII]

Just add a sentence. Keep the story revolving around the central theme: Arnold and the Rabbit Ears Antenna


*Ding Dong*

Me: Hello?

Arnold: Good Morning! I'd like to ask you a couple questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.

 

[her209]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TitanDiddly]

"Where the HELL did you get that 100-foot rabbit ears antenna behind your house? It's making my fillings heat up! I want one."

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
"Where the HELL did you get that 100-foot rabbit ears antenna behind your house? It's making my fillings heat up! I want one."

"You can't have one because Chuck Norris owns it...and we all know what happens to those who cross Chuck Norris!"

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Fvck Chuck Norris....I am his estranged father and one day I took a huge dump and Chuck climbed out of the bowl.

 

[IronWing]

wearing a rabbit ears antenna on his head.

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Fvck Chuck Norris....I am his estranged father and one day I took a huge dump and Chuck climbed out of the bowl.

*GASPS*

 

[IronWing]

and turns to Arnold and exclaims...

 

[freakflag]

GRANDPA!!!

 

[IronWing]

To which Arnold, who is busy trying get something out of his back pocket, replies

 

[XZeroII]

here is my card. I am a traveling ...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

vibrator salesman. is the lady of the house home?

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
vibrator salesman. is the lady of the house home?

These are also available in a 220v model.

 

[IronWing]

I could show you how to use it. But first, would you like to kiss the rabbit between the ears?