Write a haiku about your life

[Bubbleawsome]

I'll go first

Up at one A.M.
Should've written English essay
Grades are suffering

 

[Nograts]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

 

[shortylickens]

My life fucking sucks
I want to die or get rich.
Fuck everyone who's ever wronged me.

 

[sandorski]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

 

[Crono]

Could use more money
Or at least more energy
Witching hour is here

 

[BoomerD]

Haiku?

Gesundheit!

 

[shortylickens]

Could use more money
Or at least more energy
Witching hour is here

You ever tried yohimbine?

 

[Thebobo]

Doctors suck
insurance companies suck
Debtors prison will suck.

 

[shortylickens]

Doctors suck
insurance companies suck
Debtors prison will suck.

They just take your house and car nowadays.

 

[Homerboy]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

1st post usually wins.

 

[Scarpozzi]

1st post usually wins.

Yeah, but he fails at Haiku...should be 5-7-5.

Well hung and throbbing
Woman moans in the distance-
Your Mom Took it ALL

 

[master_shake_]

California
familiarization
everybody,

 

[Homerboy]

Yeah, but he fails at Haiku...should be 5-7-5.

Well hung and throbbing
Woman moans in the distance-
Your Mom Took it ALL

Yeah I realized it wasn't a proper Haiku. It still was pretty perfect though.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Watching Logjammin'
He Didn't Fix the Cable
She Kidnapped Herself

 

[purbeast0]

i am a purbeast
you wish you were a purbeast
but you are not lulz

 

[Sonikku]

Feel like a female
I require much more monies
To be the real me

 

[clamum]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

Oh man, lol!

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I am owned by cats
been single for far too long
Me, stereotype

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Too much time wasted
Not doing hookers and Blow
Need to fix that now

 

[11thHour]

Long life short poem
Each day passed is a day fast
I see dead people

 

[Bubbleawsome]

Well endowed and throbbing
A woman moans in the distance-
Your mom is satisfied

 

[brianmanahan]

this is my wheelhouse!

my life is all about pomes.

... crap, that's depressing.

 

[Drako]

Push-button switch closed
Capacitor exploded
Acrid burning smell

 

[ultimatebob]

Toddler sits on head
Wants to watch more kid TV
It's Octonauts time

Fixed for the 5 7 5 grammar nazis

 

[Drako]

Some people don't get the 5-7-5 thing.