wow....tuti fruity scented urinal cakes!!!

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Walked into the restroom this morning at work and as I opened the door I was almost knocked down by this overpowering aroma resembling tuti fruity or some fruit variant along those lines.

Pull up to the urinal and realize that it's the new urinal cakes in there. Wow! Talk about industrial strength :Q
 

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first thing to know about urinal cakes. They smell horrible if crushed. The only reason I know this is, in my HS some kid would go in the bathroom every day, take the urinal cakes out oof the urinals, and smash them on the floor/walls. Not a pleasant experience.
 

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If they start to smell any better I might eat them. Wait what the hell am I talking about... might. bah.

-alocurto
 

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sparkle.. WTH!!! They reach in and grab the freaken thing? Ewwwwww......

/me vomit
 

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yep, dead serious.

another funny story, Someone in my HS would go in the bathroom, take a dump and then write the word "sh!t" with the turd they fished out of the tiolet! Some sick people out there.

Oh yeah, here is another good one. When I was working at Best Buy about 5 years ago, someone took a dump in the middle of the video game dept. No one saw them do it either. My co-worker was walking down the aisle and just started laughing when he saw it.



....there are a ton more where these came from....
 

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It's an almost "pleasant" smell :)
I can't really describe it, if you've ever had those tuti fruity candy canes - the ones with the red, yellow, blue, and green stripes, they have that tuti fruity smell to them.

That's about what they smell like, but strong enough to mask even the most foulest of odors :p
 

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the ones with the red, yellow, blue, and green stripes, they have that tuti fruity smell to them.

You mean those gay candy? ;)

Sparkle... thats pretty nasty. :disgust:
 

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I think it'd make a great Homer Simpson quote...

*sniff sniff* "Mmmmmm....tuti fruity scented urinal cakes...."
 

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Wow thats nasty sparkle :)

Ever accidentally hit the cake full force and get splash back.....now thats gross!
 

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sparkle where do you live? Tell me so that I know to never, ever, ever, ever, ever go there..... NEVER. Well maybe twice.
 

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I'm still in highschool. Last year somebody took a turd and wrote "HI" on the wall. That was fairly foul.