wow...this is jsut too much....

[Goosemaster]

On my way hoem through the lucious back woods of Virginia...

Timing belts snaps and due to some smar thinking and luck, I was able to find only one of a few side roads to swerve onto before I lost all speed. Damn thing knocked out power steering so I'm glad I was able to pull it off so quickly.

Got stuck out there, fianlly got a ride, left my car dumped in some bushes..hopefulyl it won't get towed. I let the neighbors know and they assured me it was okay se we'll see...


I finally get home, rather bummed out, but incredibly grateful that it turned out okay....irgnoring compeltely the amount of money that getting the timing belt fixed + towing will cost me.


I get home....dog is barking her ass off in the backyeard. I open the front door...damn key gets stuck in the lock again...finally make it inside....


It smells awful. Hoenstly, Like ass..or rotten vegetables...very very bad.

I go check out my room.


You guessed it.


The dog shat on the carpet...MASSIVE PIES....all liquididy and sh!t:|



Why am I posting right now isntead of cleaning it up (took about 2 horus to compeltely clean it off last time)?


I am jsut a little overwhelmed.


I jsut need to calm down.....soak in the refreshing odor of PWNAGE and start cleaning up this mess...




#@$#!

 

[neutralizer]

So pwned...

 

[acegazda]

I feel for ya man, that's rough.
"I think some one sh!t on the coats... that's the only thing you can say when someone sh!ts on the coats" -Dane Cook.
Srry for the quirky quote, it's somewhat relevant.

 

[buck]

Im sorry, but rest in the fact that if you got permabanned i would change my avatar for you.

 

[sswingle]

Ouch

 

[Goosemaster]

Oh yeah, and I turned in my timesheet today....

I made abotu $180 this week before taxes.....in other words....yeah...I'm even more fvked since I was going to use that to pay part of my bills

 

[BooGiMaN]

im betting the dog sabotaged your timing belt...

i think he has it in for you.....i bet he is laughing his liquidy sh1t stained ass off right now at your expense

 

[RapidSnail]

That's sad.....poor car

 

[oztrailrider]

Damn that sucks!, hope you got it cleaned up alright

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: oztrailrider
Damn that sucks!, hope you got it cleaned up alright

I jsut got here....need to start right now....


urghh...

 

[BrokenVisage]

...to the MAX!

 

[gooseman]

Maybe this will slow down your blogging on here for a day or two.

 

[iamaelephant]

Move along, nothing to see here...

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

You'd better hope your engine isn't an interference engine...you may have bent your valves.

 

[radioouman]

Hope you had a non-interference engine..........

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Why would a snapped timing belt cause you to lose power steering?

Because all the power of your engine is counting on that one belt to turn all aspects of the engine.

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
Why would a snapped timing belt cause you to lose power steering?

Because all the power of your engine is counting on that one belt to turn all aspects of the engine.

Hmm yes I realised that about two seconds after I pressed submit

 

[JM Aggie08]

i would definately classify that as utter pwnage.

 

[Goosemaster]

So I jsut finished about an hour and a half ago...crap that sucked:|

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

What year, make, and model is your car? Interference or non-interference?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
What year, make, and model is your car? Interference or non-interference?

1995 Ford escort gt.....


don't even ask why it is called GT :laugh: