Wow these Duracell commercials are great...

zsouthboy

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More hospitals trust duracells...

The rocky mountain rescue workers trust Duracells...

<insert heroic occupation> here trust Duracells..


Why not have less heroic occupations?

"The brand of battery more adult film stars trust"

"When I push the button on my remote(undoubtably to avoid a Duracell commercial), I know I can trust my Duracells"

"I used to go to church, but now they use a different type of battery. God himself only blesses Duracells."


Do they annoy anyone else? Nothing seems to be worse, well, other than the sequel to the Fast and the Furious commercials (wow, you can tell they are targeting some intelligent people).
 

crab

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Haha...it got your attention, didn't it? Good or bad, thats what matters.
 

LikeLinus

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They have you talking about them and posting about them. Marketing works! You just gave them free advertising :D
 

GtPrOjEcTX

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Originally posted by: LikeLinus
They have you talking about them and posting about them. Marketing works! You just gave them free advertising :D
took the words right out of my mouth.
 

Brutuskend

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NEW FLASH

The energizer bunny passed away today!
Cause of death, sexual exhaustion.

Some one installed his batterys backwards and he just kept cuming and cuming and cuming....
 

Ionizer86

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Haha, energizers last quite a bit longer the last time I checked unless you're on Duracell Ultra. (note, they change battery formulas once in a while to make 'em last longer)
Anyway...Go Energizer e^2!
 

Jmmsbnd007

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Actually, the best batteries (non-rechargables) are those ones made for "businesses only". They last like twice as long, there was a big thread about this a while back. Basically, you're getting ripped off by the battery companies by batteries that only last half as long as they could.