Wow, stupid squids working on bikes...

[JulesMaximus]

The pwnage is strong in this thread.

Guy has his friend help him drill holes in the undertail of his bike to mount his license plate and he winds up drilling through the ECU. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Linflas]

Navy guys working on a bike?

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha

 

[spidey07]

LOL!

Friends don't let friends drill through their ECU.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Linflas
Navy guys working on a bike?

1. Squid

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

lulz. I like the comments on page 7. People signing in from around the world to make a comment.

 

[waggy]

meh. not that great.

 

[Tiamat]

Whoops!

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Linflas
Navy guys working on a bike?

1. Squid

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'

Another good one I've heard: Skills Questionable Uncontrolled Inertia Displayed

also, in reference to street bikes Ive heard them referred to as "pavement crayons" or something like that

 

[Vette73]

Epic Fail

 

[alkemyst]

This guys friend probably asked for advice in Garage here

Also WTF does squids have to do with bikers now?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

hahaha nice

 

[OdiN]

Someone needs to sign up and say hello for ATOT.

 

[mooseracing]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
This guys friend probably asked for advice in Garage here

Also WTF does squids have to do with bikers now?

Dumbass's on bikes have been called squids since the 90's if not earlier. You hear it at the track alot more than anywhere else, at least in my experience.

Originally posted by: waggy
meh. not that great.

hilarious for me. Exactly why I work on my own shit, and hopefully this guy and his friend don't reproduce.

 

[Eli]

Wow.

Not only did he drill through the ECU, but apparently he was having an epileptic seizure while doing the job.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: mooseracing

Originally posted by: alkemyst
This guys friend probably asked for advice in Garage here

Also WTF does squids have to do with bikers now?

Dumbass's on bikes have been called squids since the 90's if not earlier. You hear it at the track alot more than anywhere else, at least in my experience.

Originally posted by: waggy
meh. not that great.

hilarious for me. Exactly why I work on my own shit, and hopefully this guy and his friend don't reproduce.

I've heard it and used it extensively on the street as well.



All the gear, All the time.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: OdiN
Someone needs to sign up and say hello for ATOT.

I someone wants to make a funny pic I'll post it.

 

[zerocool84]

Yea obviously the guy who owned the bike had no knowledge if it. He wanted it to look cooler but didn't know squat about his bike.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Eli
Wow.

Not only did he drill through the ECU, but apparently he was having an epileptic seizure while doing the job.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole. :laugh:

 

[ggnl]

The best part is the dozens of people who registered just to talk shit.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: mooseracing

Originally posted by: alkemyst
This guys friend probably asked for advice in Garage here

Also WTF does squids have to do with bikers now?

Dumbass's on bikes have been called squids since the 90's if not earlier. You hear it at the track alot more than anywhere else, at least in my experience.

yeap. usually its the guys wearing shorts, wife beater, shoes and no helmet trying to do something he shouldnt.

watched one guy with cutoff shorts, a t-shirt and sandels trying to show off for some girls in a convertable mustang next to him. he was reeving it up when the clutch popped on him. teh bike shot foreword (he fell on his ass) and hit a car in front of him. the girls laughed and drove off.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: OdiN
Someone needs to sign up and say hello for ATOT.

Happy now, check out page 7



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Hi from Anandtech Off Topic.

By the way Odin says you Roc his Sox.


We do it for the Lulz

 

[covert24]

lmao. thats amazing. right through the dam ECU....

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: OdiN
Someone needs to sign up and say hello for ATOT.

Happy now, check out page 7



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Hi from Anandtech Off Topic.

By the way Odin says you Roc his Sox.


We do it for the Lulz

Last post. Yeah, I saw it.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole.

Oops, I hit something...better drill another hole. :laugh:

That looks and sounds about right. :laugh: