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Wow. Just... wow.

Did you read the reviews?
no longer chew my food, as my anus has taken over chewing most of my food for me. Sick of getting bones in your chicken? No problem now, as your anus will make small work of anything - bones, coins, even rocks!
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I have now found anus nirvana with Hiroyuki's masterful work as a weaver of anus propaganda. My friends and I are thinking of starting a cult and running off to the Himalayas - maybe we'll drink prunce juice laced with poison! I have to say that I had much skepticism when it came to clenching one's anus more than 50 or 60 times a day - but lo' and behold! I'll be the first to admit my sheer lack of information when it comes to my anus - Hiroyuki knows more about my anus than I care to admit!
I no longer chew my food, as my anus has taken over chewing most of my food for me. Sick of getting bones in your chicken? No problem now, as your anus will make small work of anything - bones, coins, even rocks! Sometimes I give myself a workout by going to the local landfill and just trying random items of different strengths - or even a quarry.
Sometimes I keep my anus acoomplishments as artwork. <U>You think this book is an eye catcher on your coffee table? Try displaying some anus made sculptures. Nothing says "fit for life" like anus made sculptures. I recommend a couple of coats of hairspray to give it that "freshly squeezed" look, but also to cover the smell.
</U>Take it from me - your anus is a terrible thing to waste!

Wow - seems like fun.....
 
sounds like a horrible translation. ever watch the show Newsradio where the owner of the station jimmy james writes a book and it gets translated to japanese and back again? "Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler". 😀
 
the customer reviews are funny.

also,
Customers who bought this book also bought:

The Gallery of Regrettable Food by James Lileks (Hardcover)
Walter, the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle, et al (Hardcover)
The Zen of Farting by Reepah Gud Wan, Carl Japikse (Editor) (Paperback)
Knitting With Dog Hair: Better a Sweater from a Dog You Know and Love Than from a Sheep You'll Never Meet by Kendall Crolius, Anne Montgomery (Paperback)
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You always read about decent prospective authors getting 1000+ rejection letters and never getting anything published. Yet, somehow this garbage is making it through.
 
I have practiced this many many months during my interrment in Guantanamo Bay. Thank you Hiroyuki for giving me the strength to resist my amorous cellmates! I highly recommend this to my fellow prisoners throughout the world.
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LMAO
 
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