Wow, I'm really bad at judging girls ages?

[iwearnosox]

Girls just tell me to "get bent."

How old are they?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Girls just tell me to "get bent."

How old are they?

That phrase is making a comeback, I swear.

- M4H

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i'm surprised that quote took this long to show up.

Yeah. I mean, three hours and I could still garner a nef and a half out of it.

- M4H

they're slacking

 

[guapo337]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Your daughter is almost 10 and still believes in the tooth fairy!? Jesus christ! I will never teach my kids to believe in the tooth fairy or santa claus. My mother didn't and I'm glad that she didn't.

:| What a cruel joke. You think parents neglecting their kids and letting them get tattoos and smoke when they're freshmen in highschool is bad? Try knowingly letting your children live a lie for years and then breaking their hearts. Fvcking cruel and unnecessary. My kids will learn the fundamentals of life from my wife and I. Anything else that they want to believe can be decided when they decided that they want to have an opinion about it.


Ugh.


Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

What a Wanker you are nik! Let children enjoy their little fantasies because adulthood is no fairy tale!

Why train them for a life that they're never going to have? Why not train them from the start for what really lies ahead in life: responsibility, etc.? Pumping kids heads full of fantasies is simply a waste of time.

Jesus Christ, who pissed in your Kiddie Cornflakes?

- M4H

Yer mom.

j/k. Later everybody. I'm off to work.

Wait a minute here.
You're telling people not to stuff their kid's heads full of fantasies, hooey, and make-believe garbage.
But aren't you Christian?

- M4H

ooh! WHAT? WHAT? *snap*

and yeah, FFM, you're a tool.

 

[Riprorin]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Your daughter is almost 10 and still believes in the tooth fairy!? Jesus christ! I will never teach my kids to believe in the tooth fairy or santa claus. My mother didn't and I'm glad that she didn't.

:| What a cruel joke. You think parents neglecting their kids and letting them get tattoos and smoke when they're freshmen in highschool is bad? Try knowingly letting your children live a lie for years and then breaking their hearts. Fvcking cruel and unnecessary. My kids will learn the fundamentals of life from my wife and I. Anything else that they want to believe can be decided when they decided that they want to have an opinion about it.


Ugh.


Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

Little Johnny: Dad, guess what, my firend Bobby lost a tooth and the tooth fairly left a dollar under his pillow!

FFMCobalt: There's no such thing as a tooth fairy you little twit.

Little Johnny: But dad, Bobby got a dollar and I want to get one too when I lose a tooth!

FFMCobalt. What don't you get? THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY. Get a life!

Little Johnny: Ok, dad (sobbing).

FFMCobalt: Sit down Johnny and let's have a shot, it'll make you feel better. Gotta smoke? I'm fresh out.

Little Johnny: But dad, I'm only 6.

FFMCobalt: That's no excuse. It's time to grow up and start acting like a man. Life's no picnic and the sooner you realize that the better.

Little Johnny: Yes, dad.

FFMCobalt: By the way, it's time you start looking for work. You gotta start carrying your weight around here son.

Little Johnny: Sure, dad.

Yup, I'll bet it's going to be real pleasant in the FFMCobalt household.

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: Riprorin

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Your daughter is almost 10 and still believes in the tooth fairy!? Jesus christ! I will never teach my kids to believe in the tooth fairy or santa claus. My mother didn't and I'm glad that she didn't.

:| What a cruel joke. You think parents neglecting their kids and letting them get tattoos and smoke when they're freshmen in highschool is bad? Try knowingly letting your children live a lie for years and then breaking their hearts. Fvcking cruel and unnecessary. My kids will learn the fundamentals of life from my wife and I. Anything else that they want to believe can be decided when they decided that they want to have an opinion about it.


Ugh.


Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

Little Johnny: Dad, guess what, my firend Bobby lost a tooth and the tooth fairly left a dollar under his pillow!

FFMCobalt: There's no such thing as a tooth fairy you little twit.

Little Johnny: But dad, Bobby got a dollar and I want to get one too when I lose a tooth!

FFMCobalt. What don't you get? THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY. Get a life!

Little Johnny: Ok, dad (sobbing).

FFMCobalt: Sit down Johnny and let's have a shot, it'll make you feel better. Gotta smoke? I'm fresh out.

Little Johnny: But dad, I'm only 6.

FFMCobalt: That's no excuse. It's time to grow up and start acting like a man. Life's no picnic and the sooner you realize that the better.

Little Johnny: Yes, dad.

FFMCobalt: By the way, it's time you start looking for work. You gotta start carrying your weight around here son.

Little Johnny: Sure, dad.

Yup, I'll bet it's going to be real pleasant in the FFMCobalt household.

lol...."There's 4 year old kids in Indonesia working, why aren't you!!?? Now get out there and reshingle the house, lazy!"

 

[brigden]

I never care what her name is, or how old she is.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Your daughter is almost 10 and still believes in the tooth fairy!? Jesus christ! I will never teach my kids to believe in the tooth fairy or santa claus. My mother didn't and I'm glad that she didn't.

:| What a cruel joke. You think parents neglecting their kids and letting them get tattoos and smoke when they're freshmen in highschool is bad? Try knowingly letting your children live a lie for years and then breaking their hearts. Fvcking cruel and unnecessary. My kids will learn the fundamentals of life from my wife and I. Anything else that they want to believe can be decided when they decided that they want to have an opinion about it.


Ugh.


Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. I'm done now.

What a Wanker you are nik! Let children enjoy their little fantasies because adulthood is no fairy tale!

Why train them for a life that they're never going to have? Why not train them from the start for what really lies ahead in life: responsibility, etc.? Pumping kids heads full of fantasies is simply a waste of time.

Jesus Christ, who pissed in your Kiddie Cornflakes?

- M4H

Yer mom.

j/k. Later everybody. I'm off to work.

Wait a minute here.
You're telling people not to stuff their kid's heads full of fantasies, hooey, and make-believe garbage.
But aren't you Christian?

- M4H

He's Christian?

Would have never guessed it with that kind of language. Rather judgemental I know, but sad to see someone who claims to be Christian on this 99.9% athiest board be a poor Christian role-model for everyone else.

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
I'm not the slightest bit curious about how old a girl is.

Why doesn't that suprise me?

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
ever thought that the girls just failed alot of grades?

If you lived where I live, you'd realize that the odds that they aren't really that young are pretty slim.

Out here you dont even talk to a girl without carding her first....

 

You're just getting older.

 

[Ime]

I'm bad at judging ages, period.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: Ime
I'm bad at judging ages, period.

 

[Koing]

From the ages of 16-28 they can be any of those ages some girls. But more often then not I can roughly guess.

25 can look 16. 16 can look 25.