Schadenfreude
Lifer
I'm on my computer in my room right now, and all of a sudden, I hear something outside, like a flock of ducks fighting over each other - I've got the music on, so I can't hear it clearly - this has been going on for 30 minutes, and still going, so I'm thinking "fvcking ducks . . .."
THe music stops, and the sounds are a bit clearer - it sounds like the ducks are speaking human words! Well, it still sounds like ducks mostly, but I'm not sure, so I look outside.
It's a bunch of obnoxious big, black mammas fighting (verbally) in the middle of the parking lot.
It's still going on.
They're starting to sound liek rottweilers now.
THe music stops, and the sounds are a bit clearer - it sounds like the ducks are speaking human words! Well, it still sounds like ducks mostly, but I'm not sure, so I look outside.
It's a bunch of obnoxious big, black mammas fighting (verbally) in the middle of the parking lot.
It's still going on.
They're starting to sound liek rottweilers now.