wow i just went outside to get firewood, and something BIG jumped out of a tree

[zanejohnson]

like right beside me.. i yelped like a little girl, i aint gonna lie.. and ran in as fast as i could

went back out with a flashlight.. no sign of whatever it was...

im thinking bobcat.. holy shit that scared me..

 

[zanejohnson]

son of a bitch wrong forum

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Damn, I was really hoping it was Mitt Romney.

 

[DominionSeraph]

Repost

 

[zanejohnson]

Repost

actually that one is the repost..

 

[Agent11]

Raccoon's will do that. Especially rabid ones, no fear of man.

 

[manimal]

I blame undecided voters.


lets call the squirrel dimpled chad

 

[Thump553]

Was just a mormom missionary offering to help you carry the wood while he tries to convert your soul.

 

[Moonbeam]

Was just a mormom missionary offering to help you carry the wood while he tries to convert your soul.

The only one I know has a woodie and is looking for America's ass.

 

[Doppel]

It's almost an honor to be mauled by a big cat.

 

[Londo_Jowo]

Most likely it was a possum.

 

[Moonbeam]

It's almost an honor to be mauled by a big cat.

Yup, I still remember a story from years ago about an eighty year old Chinese woman who was attacked by a tiger and killed it. She maybe got some help from her son.

 

[Jaskalas]

holy shit i just went outside to get firewood, and something BIG jumped out of a tree like right beside me.. i yelped like a little girl, i aint gonna lie.. and ran in as fast as i could

Sorry OP, we'll try to keep Moonbeam confined to P&N next time. Thanks for returning him.

 

[Smoblikat]

Lets all blame the 1%. Thats what all the whinebag libs do anyway.

 

[Orignal Earl]

Halloween X
Revenge of the trees

 

[yottabit]

I had a Fisher cat sneak up on me once in the woods. Nasty teeth on those things

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Was it Republican or Democrat?

Now it's the right forum.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Yup, I still remember a story from years ago about an eighty year old Chinese woman who was attacked by a tiger and killed it. She maybe got some help from her son.

The woman or the tiger?

Ok I couldn't resist.

 

[Lanyap]

If you were convservative / republican you would have pulled out your CCW handgun and shot it.

 

[BoomerD]

Was just a mormom missionary offering to help you carry the wood while he eats your soul.

fixed for greater accuracy.

 

[MrPickins]

Urban ninja.

 

[monovillage]

My bet this time of year is a raccoon if you live in a semi-urban area.

 

[D-Man]

Was it Republican or Democrat?

Now it's the right forum.

It was a repulicat

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I had a Fisher cat sneak up on me once in the woods. Nasty teeth on those things

Fishers aren't cats and they don't like being around people. The native American tribes believe it's an honor and good luck to have one living near you.

 

[Ichinisan]

Happened to my brother before. I'll let him explain when he finds this thread by searching my posts.