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WOW! Guy keeps wife as coffee table!!!

FFactory0x

Diamond Member
Only in America...
Jeff Green is a 32 year old American, in Arizona, whose wife passed
away.
Due to the grief he suffered at her death, he did something totally out
of character for a normal and sane person.
He said, "I could no longer take the pain that my wife's death caused me
and so I brought her back home."
His wife, Lucy, was born with a heart condition that cut her life short
at the young age of 29. Lucy's last words to Jeff were, "We will meet
again in heaven.", but these words were of no consolation in Jeff's
despair.
At the funeral, in an act of desperation, Jeff decided that he would not
let Lucy leave him.
"I called the cemetery caretaker and explained my feelings." he said
later, "I spoke with the authorities and got special permission to take
my wife home with me. They thought it strange, but I was allowed to
take her with me. I'd rather have her at home than six feet under
ground. Lucy had a great sense of humour and I'm sure she would
appreciate being my coffee table."
Jeff ordered a special hermetically sealed glass case that eliminates
the decomposition of a dead body. "It cost me about $6,000.00, but it
was worth it."
Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stopped visiting
him, but his true friends respected his decision and continue coming
over.
Some even comment that it makes a nice piece of furniture.


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That's nuts.

I don't think he'll be able effectively to move on unless he can let her go.

<Edit>Ahh snopes catches another one.🙂
 
Originally posted by: Jetblade
I wonder if he opens it up at night and has his way with her! :Q

That's just gross man, but seeing how she looks inside that glass. Hmm, maybe he did open it up once or twice huh.
 
If it were true, it'd be a little on the creepy side.

Kinda reminds me of that episode of Autopsy (HBO) where this doctor graverobbed his wife and kept her in his bedroom for years. He used scented oils and stuff and had sex with the dead body.

 
Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
If it were true, it'd be a little on the creepy side.

Kinda reminds me of that episode of Autopsy (HBO) that graverobbed his wife and kept her in his bedroom for years. He used scented oils and stuff and had sex with the dead body.

I remember that... that was nasty.
 
Originally posted by: orangel
Look at the bright side.
If there was ever a burglar, he's going to poo his pants.
Especially if you give her some vampire fangs and leave the tips sticking out of her mouth. 😉
Could go 1 step further and set it up with a motion detector so she sits up out of the table every time someone walks in the room. lol

 
The worst crime here is the brand of beer being placed on that table top,what is that Pabst Blue Ribbon?
 
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