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Wow, cats are really nimble!

Cats are amazing.
I was watching my cat in the yard yesterday stalking a bird. hunkered down on the ground, moving in slow motion, ears back, one paw at a time and then pounced on the bird, which got away and pecked him on the head !
 
My parents has a small female cat. She routinely uses their clothesline as a shortcut when in a hurry.
 
Thats not even the coolest thing I've ever seen.

I was at a friends house once for a picnic and druken orgy. They had two cats who were always assassining each other. About halfway through dinner they did some crazy ass Matrix shit. I seriously think they broke the laws of physics. They jumped up at each other, spun around, IN MID AIR, like a furry snake yin-yang, and then pushed off each other and landed like anime mecha robots.

For reference, I was NOT yet drunk when they did it.
But you damn well better believe I got drunk after.
 
A spontaneous reverse backflip with 1/2 gainer, and a 10.0 landing...not bad for probably never having done that before, lol.
 
I was cleaning the fridge the other day, had the door open and was down on the floor cleaning under the crisper draw are, suddenly I heard a strange sound. I look up to see our cat peering into the fridge intently, her back paws balanced on the top of the kitchen chair, her front paws on the door to the fridge and the rest of her body stretched out between the 2 points in mid-air.

Lol, my strange little supervisor in the gray fur coat🙂
 
The combination of a long-haired cat and a wood or linoleum floor yields large amounts of hilarity because the cat has no traction. It's especially funny if the cat has to transition from carpet to the wood or linoleum while coming around a corner. I hadn't realized that cats could suffer from sudden oversteer. 🙂

ZV
 
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