Wow...Ashlee Simpson is 3/4 as dumb as Jessica

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CrazyDe1

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Originally posted by: bigredguy
Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
She apparently can't clean like her sister too...

3/4 as dumb so 25% less dumb?

Yeah, 25% less dumb which isn't saying so much. Still dumber than 96% of the US population :(
 

Tab

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Originally posted by: Syringer
And yet she's going to make more money than you'll ever see in your life? Who's the dumber one now?

The only people dumber than her and her sister and whomever are the people that watch their shows.

But yeah, don't let that stop you from wasting your life away thinking, "Oh she's dumb, I'm smarter than her".

Uh you do know money doesn't nessicarly provide happyness... I would consider suidice if was that dumb....
 

falias

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She can't sing, she needs to stop obsessing about not looking like her sisiter, she doesn't know how to do stuff becuase just like her sister she has always been spoiled. Oh yeah, and she acts like a 4 year old.
 

zugzoog

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Originally posted by: her209
Hey... kinda of like Dani Minogue and Hillary Duff's sister.

Actually for a while there Dannii was the more famous of the sisters, spending many years in a Children/teen variety show. I can still remember the show where Dannii introduced her "unknown" sister.

Then Kylie did the TV series/Singer combo and left her sister in her wake. Dannii tried to recover by doing the Singer/Playboy spread combo ( I am NOT posting pics of that! :) ), which didn't work.
 

KokomoGST

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She's not as hot as her sister and not as good of a singer... but she's probably making more $$ than you. Wait... isn't she a bit too young??
 

LongCoolMother

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i think she's worse in every way to her sister. yes, that's pretty harsh but cmon.... jessica is hot, she cansing, shes funny.....not to say ashlee isn't, but i dont think she cuts it like her sis.
 

Epoman

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Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
i think she's worse in every way to her sister. yes, that's pretty harsh but cmon.... jessica is hot, she cansing, shes funny.....not to say ashlee isn't, but i dont think she cuts it like her sis.

I think she too is fugly :D

But I think her sister is so-so.

I think their mom is hotter :)
 

conjur

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I'd take Mandy Moore...granted she's only 20 but....damn!!

Just watched Chasing Liberty and she reminds me so much of a woman I once knew....

<sigh>
 

booger711

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Originally posted by: XietyCOM
Jessica Simpson = hot
Ashlee Simpson = looks like Shrek's penis

how do you know what shrek's penis looks like you sick bastard :disgust:
 

Turkish

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Originally posted by: booger711
Originally posted by: XietyCOM
Jessica Simpson = hot
Ashlee Simpson = looks like Shrek's penis

how do you know what shrek's penis looks like you sick bastard :disgust:

I dunno what it looks like but I doubt it's pretty.