Wouldn't this be a funny joke?

tec699

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Imagine if you had a buddy that worked at a supermarket. He takes one of the bottle of clorex bleach, washes it out throughly and replaces it with clean water. He puts it back on the shelf and he of course marks the side of the bottle. The mark is very small and is invisible to the average customer.

So you walk into the supermarket and it's packed with people. You go right to the laundry section and grab the clorex bottle. You then check the side of the bottle to make sure the little check is there and then you proceed to open the bottle. Then you scream... "RAWAHAHAHAHA" and then you start chugging on the bottle and the water goes smoothly down your throat. People are looking in amazement while you finish the bottle and then you start foaming at the mouth!! You then go into convulsions as people start screaming and hollering "call the hospital, blah blah blah." Your body starts violently shaking and people are going nuts!!! It all fake though!!!

The people in the store think you drank clorex bleach but in reality you drank water!!!

hahah :)
 

azazyel

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You would probably be sued for emotional distress and the cost of the ambulance that someone would call.
 

tec699

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Getting arrested is always hilarious.


It's a joke! Oh well, this is something that we talked about when we were young kids.
 

Merlyn3D

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Maybe you should try it, I'll make sure to put a little mark on ALL the bottles for you.
 

Goosemaster

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wow....tech9's to the head really fvk people up.

Send your family my condolences.

Nevermind, jsut come here and I'll pin my letter to your back