Wouldn't it suck...

Deeko

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wouldnt it suck if instead of like getting charlie horses sometimes, you accidentally sh!t yourself? like in the middle of the day, you'd be like damn, i sh!t myself, and everyone would be like yea, i hate when that happens

^a quote from a friend of mine. when he was sober no less.
 

FrogDog

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yeah that would suck. BUT, it would take away the absolute terribleness of shitting yourself now. At least then it would be common place.
 

Spoooon

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I think spontaneous orgasms would be pretty funny. You're just sitting there in class when, crap, it happens.

I guess if we all randomly crapped ourselves all the time, there would be all kinds of new technologies in the area of underwear and odor management.
 

TitanDiddly

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
I think spontaneous orgasms would be pretty funny. You're just sitting there in class when, crap, it happens.

I guess if we all randomly crapped ourselves all the time, there would be all kinds of new technologies in the area of underwear and odor management.

Concealed vaccum underpants.

No, not for your nuts...