Wouldn't it be cool to have webbed feet?

yllus

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I mean you'd get some strange looks wearing sandals but I spend most of my days wearing socks anyways. And in the water, by God, you'd have one helluva advantage!
 

minendo

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It'd be great. You could outswim all those wife-stealing lesbian nazis.
 

Chronoshock

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I dunno I kinda like to flex my toes (imagine crossing your fingers but do it with your toes). Wonder how that would affect martial arts
 

Zim Hosein

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Take Waterworld out of your DVD player and microwave it! :p
 

Eli

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Spend most of your life swimming, maybe your children will evolve.
 

Sluggo

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It would be cool until just one hot babe at the beach went:


EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GROSS, that weirdo has webbed feet.
 

Mo0o

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I dont think it'll help you enough considering your toes are relatively short and you wont be able to expand your "web" out far enough.
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
didnt Dr. Evil's mother have webed feet
Yes, and she was a Belgian love slave as well :p. Well, technically you could say she was his adoptive mother, cause his mothers remains formed a cocoon around him in the explosion.
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: Marauder911
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
didnt Dr. Evil's mother have webed feet
Yes, and she was a Belgian love slave as well :p. Well, technically you could say she was his adoptive mother, cause his mothers remains formed a cocoon around him in the explosion.

A protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluencemind, mind you!
 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Marauder911
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
didnt Dr. Evil's mother have webed feet
Yes, and she was a Belgian love slave as well :p. Well, technically you could say she was his adoptive mother, cause his mothers remains formed a cocoon around him in the explosion.

A protective cocoon of slaughtered human effluencemind, mind you!
:beer: