Wouldn't it be awesome

eflat

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I'm clearly bored and lonely at this new school of mine - hence making all these ridiculous threads. But still: (Even though it is probably scientifically impossible)

Wouldn't it be so cool to be able to take alcohol in pill form? (I guess some people like the taste of alcohol but I find hard alcohol disgusting).

It's the only legal drug that really makes you feel good and it would just be so great to come home after school and pop a couple of pills instead of going through all the trouble to drink a couple of beers.


That and I've wanted to be an alcoholic but it's just too much work drinking all that alcohol!

 

FoBoT

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people would overdose on it more than they do now

if you want easy drugs, just take heroin or something
 

eflat

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
people would overdose on it more than they do now

if you want easy drugs, just take heroin or something

well heroin is not legal. that is my whole point.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: djheater
IIRC they have aerosolized it...

I believe you are correct.

And OP, if drinking a couple of beers is "going through all the trouble" for you, I suggest vodka or everclear.
 

eflat

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Originally posted by: djheater
IIRC they have aerosolized it...

Yeah they have but it does not sound very pleasant and requires way too much effort.
 

mrSHEiK124

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Wouldn't solid alcohol need to be cold as FUCK? Even then you wouldn't be able to concentrate it much.
 

eflat

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You can take caffeine in pill form but coffee tastes so good that I even finding myself drinking decaf at night sometimes just so I can fall asleep.
 

eflat

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Originally posted by: tenshodo13
Why not just screw with the tasting Beer/Wine part and skip right to direct injection?

Would that be possible?
 

clamum

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I thought I read somewhere (probably here) that it was put into powder form or something, maybe in Britain? I don't recall details though.
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: CitizenDoug
That and I've wanted to be an alcoholic but it's just too much work drinking all that alcohol!
lol... naw, you don't.
 

eflat

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Originally posted by: illusion88
they made thc pills back in the day

Yeah and they let you take barbiturates too. It's such a shame they won't prescribe that anymore. I know it is easy as heck to overdose, but still.
 

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Your body can absorb alcohol through skin too. Fill your bathtub with alcohol and go in for about half an hour, you will be drunk.
 

eflat

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Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: CitizenDoug
That and I've wanted to be an alcoholic but it's just too much work drinking all that alcohol!
lol... naw, you don't.

Well yeah I was joking. I have a good friend that is on the edge of being an alcoholic and it is not pretty.

But I would like to be drunk a lot more often.
 

FoBoT

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Originally posted by: kstu
you know you can always just put in your butt

yes, a colonic with alcohol
but again, this is fairly dangerous as your intestine has no natural reaction to too large an amount of alcohol

a dangerous amount of ingested alcohol will make most people vomit wheresas too much alcohol up your cornhole has no similar reaction, you'll just get alcohol poisoning and die


good luck with your alcohol poisoning! :sun:
 

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Originally posted by: kstu
you know you can always just put in your butt

Heheh... I was about to suggest that.
Just be careful with portion control!
 

eflat

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The other day I had a couple of drinks before Spanish class and it was the first day of Spanish lessons that I actually enjoyed.

I'm so jealous of music and art majors. They can drink and take drugs and it actually makes them better artists and musicians. Creative writers too.