Would you take a shower if you were in jail?

tec699

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please discuss.

I wouldn't. A couple of dudes might jump on ya'll and make you cry.
 

Zysoclaplem

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I think they will make you after a while. Don't go to jail and you won't have to worry about it.








Or will you..........
 

Ryan

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Um, you have to. I'd gather that refusing to do so would be considered insubordination, and you'd probably end up in solitary confinement (regardless of what you fear happening in the shower, solitary confinement is horrible - at least according to the two people I know who have spent time in jail).
 

tec699

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I wouldn't bend over that's for damn sure! To gain the respect of my fellow jailers I'd find the biggest dude and bust his nose wide open!
 

jfall

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hahah there's the guy who dropped the soap earlier, hah that was classic
 

Semidevil

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we all know the best way to get respect in jail is to do everything the head gangster requests...sure, it will *suck* for a while, but hey...after a few months, you will be high up, that you can push people around...
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Semidevil
we all know the best way to get respect in jail is to do everything the head gangster requests...sure, it will *suck* for a while, but hey...after a few months, you will be high up, that you can push stool...

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Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: tec699
I wouldn't bend over that's for damn sure! To gain the respect of my fellow jailers I'd find the biggest dude and bust his nose wide open!
YeaH right, like a little weasel like you would do something like that. If you tried you'd probably get beaten to death.

Your best bet since you are such a punk ass nancyboy is to make yourself some Bubba's bitch so you would only have to endure one ugly Mofo doing you instead of a whole cell block!

 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Semidevil
we all know the best way to get respect in jail is to do everything the head gangster requests...sure, it will *suck* for a while, but hey...after a few months, you will be high up, that you can push stool...

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Do you like to get your sh|t pushed in?
 

platinumike

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I know 2 people that have been to county jail before, and we live in a pretty rough area. None of this jail rape crap is apparently true. A matter of fact they said the showers even had curtain like material in between.
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Marauder911
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Semidevil
we all know the best way to get respect in jail is to do everything the head gangster requests...sure, it will *suck* for a while, but hey...after a few months, you will be high up, that you can push stool...

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Do you like to get your sh|t pushed in?

Only by you baby. :lips: