Would you sell/model toilets and bidets? What about constipation medicine?

[TommyVercetti]

Say a big name company like Toto had an opening for a sales manager. You work with big builders, and convince them that Toto makes the best toilets and the most bang/quality for the buck. The duties are just like any other sales manager, nothing different. Would you do it? You won't find it embarassing to push toilets, and having to tell people that you sell toilets?

What about modelling toilets? Like this. If you were an amateur model, looking for work, would you model bidets? What about constipation medicine ads. Would you like to get on TV, act a bit uncomfortable after a heavy meal, and then take some constipation medicine?

 

[Spoooon]

If someone offered me money to take a picture of my hairy ass squatting on a toilet, why not?

However, I don't think that would induce anyone to buy the product.


edit: My rear is not unusually hairy. The above was a figure of speech.

 

[Siddhartha]

YAPT: yet another poop thread

 

[Alchemist99]

I'm sorry but people of refinement don't speak of such things.

but then I'm not very refined soo yes if the pay wasn't crappy.

 

[Conky]

I know you've probably heard this before but, Stop Posting!

 

[TommyVercetti]

Come on I really want to know.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Spoooon
If someone offered me money to take a picture of my hairy ass squatting on a toilet, why not?

However, I don't think that would induce anyone to buy the product.


edit: My rear is not unusually hairy. The above was a figure of speech.

I will pay you $1 to never mention your hairy ass again.

 

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[AvesPKS]

I have a friend who interned over the past few summers for McDonalds Corporate. I don't think it would be any different than telling people you work for McDonalds, or a garbage company, or something.

 

[LuNoTiCK]

Yeah, I would.