Would you rather...

[nick1985]

Be whacked over the head with a shovel, or shot in the back from 50 yards out with a .22?



thoughts?


*edit*

Shovel is a full-force over-the-head swing.

.22 shot can land anywhere below your neck and above your ass..."the back"

 

[CraKaJaX]

I'll take the shovel over the head for nothing Alex.

 

[JS80]

shot where?

 

[IronWing]

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: JS80
shot where?

shot could land anywhere from below your neck and above your ass....

 

[shiner]

I'd rather swing on a star

or carry moonbeams home in a jar.

 

[moshquerade]

how hard of a hit with a shovel? could i negotiate it into just being a tap?

 

[imported_Devine]

Shot, possible death. Shovel really bad headache, shovel plz.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how hard of a hit with a shovel? could i negotiate it into just being a tap?

Women can do anything. Of course, this excludes driving.

Oh and what the hell? Who are you? There are no women on the internet. :|

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Devine
Shot, possible death. Shovel really bad headache, shovel plz.

Im thinking a full force shovel swing has a better chance of killing you than a .22 to the back. But I could be mistaken

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: Devine
Shot, possible death. Shovel really bad headache, shovel plz.

You don't think there is possible death from a shovel to the head?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Devine
Shot, possible death. Shovel really bad headache, shovel plz.

possible death from either.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how hard of a hit with a shovel? could i negotiate it into just being a tap?

Women can do anything. Of course, this excludes driving.

Oh and what the hell? Who are you? There are no women on the internet. :|

you got 1 out of 3 right.

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how hard of a hit with a shovel? could i negotiate it into just being a tap?

Women can do anything. Of course, this excludes driving.

Oh and what the hell? Who are you? There are no women on the internet. :|

There is so. I've seen pictures of them.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ironwing
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail

The Serbs, the Poles, and the check's in the mail

 

[cKGunslinger]

Would you rather chew a wad of tinfoil for 5 minutes (assuming metal fillings) or have someone "thump" your front teeth as hard as they can with a metal spoon?

 

[rise]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Would you rather chew a wad of tinfoil for 5 minutes (assuming metal fillings) or have someone "thump" your front teeth as hard as they can with a metal spoon?

wtf, i cringed reading that

 

[Capt Caveman]

As long as I don't get tazed afterwards, it's a coin flip.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

is it a .22 pistol or rifle? is it the edge or flat side of the shovel? i'll take the .22 pistol at 50 yards

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I would rather be killed be brain hemorrhage .... due to an infinite number of hypothetical situations.

 

[CKent]

Easy choice if it was a .45... but a .22? Shovel plz.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: CKent
Easy choice if it was a .45... but a .22? Shovel plz.

 

[BurnItDwn]

22 probably.

 

[sonambulo]

Noooo! I hit the button for shovel but really meant shot with a 22! Keep that in mind, folks!

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: Devine
Shot, possible death. Shovel really bad headache, shovel plz.

Im thinking a full force shovel swing has a better chance of killing you than a .22 to the back. But I could be mistaken

What if it's a Nerf shovel?