Would you rather...

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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a) Life wouldn't be the most pleasant either way, but at least at 9' I could play some hoops..once I get adjusted to the height.

b) Both would be weird and creepy, so I might as well have a super power along with it.

c) No hands makes you a little more human, but you would be much less functional with out them..so I'd take no legs

d) I'll take the convenience of no hair and look like powde rather than have to deal with all the shaving.
 

dug777

Lifer
Oct 13, 2004
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Sometimes i worry about you...then i remember SPIDER!1!11!!!! and i stop worrying :)
 

letdown427

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Jan 3, 2006
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a) 9', as 3' would just plain suck ass.
b) See it depends where the one eye was, I'm going to pretend it's on one side, so I can get a fake one in the other side. One.
c) No legs. Easy choice IMHO, legs are for transport only really, all things that can be worked around.
d) No hair. Again, wigs, etc etc would make things a lot easier than having to shave hourly.
 

sash1

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Jul 20, 2001
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A) 9 ft. Being a midget would just suck.
B) Three eyes would be awesome.
C) Hands. You can easily get functional prosthetic hands.
D) No hair, period. Shaving so often would suck.