would you rather be smart or clever?

E equals MC2

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Clever. It's what lands the jobs, network, get the ladies, make friends, etc.

Being smart is practically useless if you don't have the wits to 'utilize' it with.
 

chcarnage

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I thought this was a poll about the two secret agent comic characters. :/ I chose clever. It hurts less to be clever ;)

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ElFenix

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Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
 

thescreensavers

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clever FTW.

if you were smart you will be talking at the dinner table how the food goes down your esophagas and how it digests and anll that stuff. but clever you can know not to say that and ge the ladies :)
 

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Originally posted by: E equals MC2
Clever. It's what lands the jobs, network, get the ladies, make friends, etc.

Being smart is practically useless if you don't have the wits to 'utilize' it with.

QFTFT