Would you rather be a stripper, hooker or hitman?

[rudeguy]

Lets say you are desperate and these are your only 3 options. Each has an upside, but some rather bad downsides.

1. Stripper would mean dancing for other guys
2. Hooker would mean banging nasty chicks and possible diseases
3. Hit man would mean killing innocent people


Which would you choose?

 

[Leros]

Being a hit man would kill my conscience. Being a hooker would give me STDs and just be disgusting. Being a stripper would be disgusting, but not as bad as the other two.

In a world where I don't have morals. Being a hitman sounds like the most fun.

 

[sash1]

hitman, that game was sweet

 

[coldmeat]

Hitmen kill innocent people?

 

[Quasmo]

I dont know what guy would want to pay to see me naked. I picked stripper for the hilarity.

 

[Fayd]

people hitmen kill generally arent innocent

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Who the hell would rather suck a dick than dance?

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Fayd
people hitmen kill generally arent innocent

It said nasty chicks, not dudes. So, gigolo. He made a weird leap.

 

[BoomerD]

Gotta go with what you know and love.

Hitman. No doubt about it.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Everyone is guilty of something. :evil:

 

[Platypus]

Stripper of course.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Honestly, I'd rather hate myself for a crappy conscience than self-humiliation.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Lets say you are desperate and these are your only 3 options. Each has an upside, but some rather bad downsides.

1. Stripper would mean dancing for other guys
2. Hooker would mean banging nasty chicks and possible diseases
3. Hit man would mean killing innocent people


Which would you choose?

You mean that, as a hitman, I would just kill random innocent people? Isn't that what mass murderers/serial killers do?

No matter - I picked hitman.

MotionMan

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Lets say you are desperate and these are your only 3 options. Each has an upside, but some rather bad downsides.

1. Stripper would mean dancing for other guys
2. Hooker would mean banging nasty chicks and possible diseases
3. Hit man would mean killing innocent people


Which would you choose?

The best part about humanity is that NOBODY is innocent. Clear conscience, I pick hitman

 

[NoShangriLa]

Where is stripper + manwhore + hitman choice?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: MotionMan

Originally posted by: rudeguy
Lets say you are desperate and these are your only 3 options. Each has an upside, but some rather bad downsides.

1. Stripper would mean dancing for other guys
2. Hooker would mean banging nasty chicks and possible diseases
3. Hit man would mean killing innocent people


Which would you choose?

You mean that, as a hitman, I would just kill random innocent people? Isn't that what mass murderers/serial killers do?

No matter - I picked hitman.

MotionMan

:thumbsup:

 

[Skeeedunt]

Just goes to show how little it takes for the thin veil of civilization to deteriorate. I'd like to think I wouldn't kill innocent people under any but the most extreme circumstances, but then again I'm probably a chump.

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: NoShangriLa
Where is stripper + manwhore + hitman choice?

You stole my idea!

 

[DayLaPaul]

Depends on the pay and work hours for each position. If they all paid the same, I'd probably strip.

 

[Spineshank]

Im immune to just bout everything so being any of those wouldnt bother me. But id be a hitman..it sounds fun...

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
Depends on the pay and work hours for each position. If they all paid the same, I'd probably strip.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: coldmeat
Hitmen kill innocent people?

yes...welcome to the real world.

 

[imported_Imp]

Who wouldn't go hitman?

If it was between stripper and hooker, I'd go stripper. My name will be Candace Jasmine. Not quite clear on who I'd be dancing for though...

 

[alkemyst]

If most thought this out stripper would be the only sane choice.

Many hitmen are set up to 'get hit' at some point.

Only people choosing hooker have come issue.

A real stripper (assuming they'd be a hottie and not trailer trash) has the power to do very little for a big payout.

You can do this locally as well. Hitmen have to travel and stay on the run/hidden.

 

[Lumathix]

Originally posted by: RocksteadyDotNet
Who the hell would rather suck a dick than dance?

ROFLMAO :thumbsup: