Would you pay this lady to cuddle with you?

Jeffg010

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http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/would-you-pay-to-cuddle-a-stranger--004132218.html

She get $60 an hour or $35 for half.
 

Newbian

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Um why pay to cuddle when you can pay to bang and not have to cuddle after like a real man? ;)
 

blackdogdeek

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Clients can also opt for a “Double Cuddle,” a snuggling session with Samuel’s female colleague (the price spikes to $100 for 45 minutes and $180 for 90 minutes, in that case).

Nice!
 

waggy

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Happy endings included?


yeah but for you it's a double charge. Because it takes 2 girls for you. one to find it and hold the magnifying glass and the other to give you the "happy ending"

:D
 

BoomerD

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yeah but for you it's a double charge. Because it takes 2 girls for you. one to find it and hold the magnifying glass and the other to give you the "happy ending"

:D

I'm fine with that...and it filled up your mom with no problem. :colbert:
 

_Rick_

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I might cuddle her for $50/30 min though.
Payable in advance.

And if I see some of those free hugs guys out on the streets - be sure that they'll be taken care of. Can't undermine my legitimate business.
 

BoomerD

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yeah. she was always happy after that. Her fetish of getting fucked in the belly button was always weird.

I thought so too...but it IS where you came from...so it seems to work for her...son.
 

waggy

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I thought so too...but it IS where you came from...so it seems to work for her...son.

Dad?

FUCK FINALLY found you! ohh wow!

hey fucker you owe me 15 years worth of back allowance. By my figures that is roughly $7800.

you can go ahead and send me a check.
 

BoomerD

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Dad?

FUCK FINALLY found you! ohh wow!

hey fucker you owe me 15 years worth of back allowance. By my figures that is roughly $7800.

you can go ahead and send me a check.

I paid it to your mom...her hourly rate was pretty cheap.
 

flexy

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Cute looking, but what she does is actually worse than what a prostitute does.
With a prostitute, you get at least "honest" sex....here what you get is a fake emotion and a lie...for about the same price. Basically, she's worse than a hooker.
 

swanysto

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I don't know a single guy who would cuddle for 5 minutes, let alone 30. How desperate for affection must you be. She must get some very pathetic clients. And if that is the case, she better be careful, someone might try and take if further without her consent.
 
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I'm pretty sure I went to school with that woman. And she totally stole this idea from me. Granted, my "breathe heavily on your neck and maybe sing some Kenny Loggins" service never really took off the way I hoped, but still.
 

z1ggy

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I might cuddle her for $50/30 min though.
Payable in advance.

And if I see some of those free hugs guys out on the streets - be sure that they'll be taken care of. Can't undermine my legitimate business.

If you'd really pay money to cuddle some chick.. then... yeah that's sad. Like blackjack said.. Get a dog. Mine cuddles up to me just fine and I don't need to pay her $50 to feel cock blocked.