TheBoyBlunder
Diamond Member
That's the dumbest idea I've heard today. Knowing this board, though, I'm expecting something dumber within the next 12 hours.
Originally posted by: tec699
If your parents came up to you and said... "Son you never have to work, but you have to do this for us. You can never leave your bedroom. You can play video games all day on your computer/console. And you will have a 40" HDTV set for movie watching, and so on." Then your mom says... "I'll do your wash and I'll have breakfast, lunch and dinner ready for you at all times." Then your dad pipes in... "Son I'll build you a shower that will be next door to your room. So you can just go use it whenever you feel like." Oh and when your parents die, your realitive will take over the responsibilities and what about a sex life? Well there's always porn!
Video gaming all day, watching movies all night and you don't have to worry about bills, stress, getting killed, etc....
Where do I sign up? 😎
Originally posted by: tec699
If your parents came up to you and said... "Son you never have to work, but you have to do this for us. You can never leave your bedroom. You can play video games all day on your computer/console. And you will have a 40" HDTV set for movie watching, and so on." Then your mom says... "I'll do your wash and I'll have breakfast, lunch and dinner ready for you at all times." Then your dad pipes in... "Son I'll build you a shower that will be next door to your room. So you can just go use it whenever you feel like." Oh and when your parents die, your realitive will take over the responsibilities and what about a sex life? Well there's always porn!
Video gaming all day, watching movies all night and you don't have to worry about bills, stress, getting killed, etc....
Where do I sign up? 😎
Originally posted by: Confused
Originally posted by: johnjbruin
<--- smacks you on the head and tells you to wake the fvck up and come back to reality
<--- Helps
Confused
Originally posted by: MogulMonster
You would end up killing yourself in under 3 years, guaranteed.
I nominate this thread as stupid thread of the day.