Would you let a pet monkey do your house chores?

[Sukhoi]

I realize monkey training hasn't really advanced this far, but IMHO it would be great if I could get a pet monkey that would also do cleaning. Vacuuming, dusting, taking out the trash, etc. It'd be great. Don't missunderstand me, I don't mean abusing the animal. I mean a regular pet that you play with, but say when you're at work instead of sitting around and staring at the wall it would actually do something useful.

 

[WhiteWonder]

i just wish i had a monkey and a robot to do work for me, and then when i wanted to be thrilled, i would make them fight.

 

[GRAFiZ]

Hell yeah... that monkey would be doing my dishes for me.

 

[jcballer1]

i would make that thing wash my car...
and then i'd have neighbors pay to see it happen...



its WIN WIN for me!!!

 

[peto]

I wish i had a monkey butler.

 

[Zipp]

Yes I would

 

[Renob]

My bank gave a a check monkey about 3 months ago and he is great, he writes out all my check for my bills then he sends them out..
I love my check monkey.:Q
BTW sometimes when he is bad I have to spank my monkey.

 

[UberNeuman]

Now all we need is a robotmonkey...

 

[neomits]

The answer to world peace is monkey butlers

 

[jobberd]

can't you see? By letting monkeys take over your responsibilities, you're setting up the world for a great upheavel! Although the monkey is only now taking out your trash and cleaning your dishes, how long before he starts driving your car, and having sex with your significant other? I say keep those damn dirty monkeys back in the jungle :|

 

[nateholtrop]

a monkey as a butler would rock

nate

 

[gooseman]

I would let any one or any thing do my house chores.

 

[Jfur]

Has anyone seen that SNL "Bathroom Monkey" clip? I can't find a link, sorry...

 

[Phunktion]

Exactly.. the bathroom monkey that wears a diaper.. funnier was the bathroom Orangutan that wouldn't wear the diaper..