Would you if you could?

[moshquerade]

Would you want a fem-bot? or a male-bot?

Fem-bot's my love machine
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A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman ? a female ROBOT.

Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be ?in her 20s? with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.

She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks.

"Fem-bot" Aiko, who has cost £14,000 to build so far, is a whizz at maths and even does Le?s accounts.

Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one.

?Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,? he said.

The former software programmer has taken out credit cards and loans, sold his car and spent his life savings on perfecting the machine.

?I want to make her look, feel and act as human as possible so she can be the perfect companion,? said Le.

The odd looking pair go out for drives together in the Canadian countryside, before sitting down at the dinner table, but Aiko never eats anything.

Le said: ?So far she can understand and speak 13,000 different sentences in English and Japanese, so she?s already fairly intelligent.

?When I need to do my accounts, Aiko does all the maths. She is very patient and never complains.?

The fem-bot has a touch-sensitive face and body so she reacts if shown affection or hurt.

?Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell,? he said.

Le, a child genius who was put in a class for talented youngsters, made his first robot when he was just eight years old.

He began work on Aiko two years ago in the home he shares with his brother.

But the stress of working on such a difficult project became too much for Le and he suffered a mild heart attack in November last year.

?It was shocking to have a heart attack at the age of 33,? he admits. ?But the doctors said I?d been doing too much.

?I may need to have Aiko look after me one day.

?She doesn?t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman,? he said.

?People have mixed reactions when they meet Aiko,? he said.

?They either love or hate her. Some people get angry and accuse me of playing God. Once someone threw a rock at Aiko. That really upset me.

?But many people are fascinated by her.

"Women are generally impressed and try to talk to her. But the men always want to touch her, and if they do it in the wrong way they get a slap.?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...ews/article2023392.ece

 

[Leros]

Sounds like it works pretty good.

 

[nace186]

it would give me nightmares.

 

[joesmoke]

did he program in lying?

 

[montypythizzle]

She doesn't have an inviting mouth, not a realistic blow-up doll.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
did he program in lying?

i am sure he's going for a perfect female, not one with flaws.

 

[Beev]

I would do it if she looked more realistic.

Edit: And had realistic sounding voice programming, etc. Basically, just by looking at her, you wouldn't be able to tell she was a robot.

 

[Anubis]

lol its Chii

 

[Farang]

I guess it makes sense if you're the type of guy only interested in the last 5 seconds of porn clips and nothing else. You can do just as much last 5 seconds with that robot than with any female, and most females would probably object to last 5 second type behavior.

 

[nakedfrog]

I could probably use a pair. Can they be programmed to do yard work?

 

[imported_Imp]

I thought I'd laugh... but I was stuffing a timbit in my mouth and almost hurled reading that.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: joesmoke
did he program in lying?

i am sure he's going for a perfect female, not one with flaws.

perfect or perfectly accurate

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I could probably use a pair. Can they be programmed to do yard work?

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

 

[Mr Pickles]

uhohs? Your take on the asian fem-bot?

 

[rbV5]

Apparently he underestimated Aiko's ablity to slap him into a heart attack. Does he stuff her in the trunk to keep his brother off her while he's at work?

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: Anubis
lol its Chii

:laugh: It is said that I actually watched 2 episodes of that

 

[Aikouka]

I'd actually like to meet the guy and discuss some AI ideas with him. Been working on some concepts for a learning AI for awhile now .

EDIT:

Originally posted by: Tiamat
:laugh: It is said that I actually watched 2 episodes of that

Oh c'mon, you know you like Chobits! My favorite part of that show is (I think in episode 2) when the main character (I forget his name) has a bit of a lucid dream about... I think his teacher and someone else and well... you know what happens then. He wakes up and Chii points at his newly pitched tent and says "genki!" as they were talking about energy earlier .

It made me laff .

 

[Baked]

Does it have a mute button?

 

[pontifex]

Le, a scientific genius from Brampton in Ontario, Canada, said he never had time to find a real partner so he designed one using the latest technology.

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one.

?Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm and reacting to touch as if she is playing hard to get or being straight to the point,? he said.

?I want to make her look, feel and act as human as possible so she can be the perfect companion,? said Le.

The fem-bot has a touch-sensitive face and body so she reacts if shown affection or hurt.

?Like a real female she will react to being touched in certain ways. If you grab or squeeze too hard she will try to slap you. She has all senses except for smell,? he said.

?They either love or hate her. Some people get angry and accuse me of playing God. Once someone threw a rock at Aiko. That really upset me.

dude's banging a robot, no doubt about it. anyone that thinks otherwise is severely naive.

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: Aiko
I'd actually like to meet the guy and discuss some AI ideas with him. Been working on some concepts for a learning AI for awhile now .

How about stfu and make me a sammich bitch

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
She doesn't have an inviting mouth, not a realistic blow-up doll.

Yes.

 

[ruu]

Chobits is a piece of crap show, and that fembot is pretty ugly.

 

[TallBill]

Hell no, but I'd be all for extremely realistic virtual reality systems.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I could probably use a pair. Can they be programmed to do yard work?

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

Put me on the list of buyers if it can rake & bag leaves.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: rbV5
How about stfu and make me a sammich bitch

Haha, I actually didn't even pick up on that . I have been called that before by people that decided to shorten my "handle" and for some mystical reason didn't choose "Aiky" instead. Aiko (as this article demonstrates) is a girl's name in Japan .

It's as bad as in World of Warcraft where I chose the name Vanados (or Van'ados if I could use apostrophes). Everyone calls me "Vana" like I'm going to flip some fucking letters or something :|. Call me Van and I can be like the guy from Escaflowne .