would YOU hide a fake bomb in your rectum?

yowolabi

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I'm not sure what that device was, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a "fake bomb". Maybe some sexual thing, or some kind or strange medicine that he believed in.

 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: yowolabi
I'm not sure what that device was, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a "fake bomb". Maybe some sexual thing, or some kind or strange medicine that he believed in.

The device had a wire and what may have been a magnet concealed in his rectum.

if you want to dig into it more, please do ;)
 

Linflas

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Given that after the "shoe bomber" TSA became obsessed with feet I dread to think what this will lead them to be obsessed with. :Q
 

Ime

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Originally posted by: Linflas
Given that after the "shoe bomber" TSA became obsessed with feet I dread to think what this will lead them to be obsessed with. :Q

"Please remove your shoes, drop your pants and bend over."
 

irishScott

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"He initially said (the device) was therapeutic," she said.

The device had a wire and what may have been a magnet concealed in his rectum, federal officials said. It did not contain any explosives.

still kinda fvcked up...
 

D22

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Isn't the real question who wouldn't? I'd throw an extra dildo or two in there to throw em off though
 

SearchMaster

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Originally posted by: Ime
Originally posted by: Linflas
Given that after the "shoe bomber" TSA became obsessed with feet I dread to think what this will lead them to be obsessed with. :Q

"Please remove your shoes, drop your pants and bend over."

Heh - I was just commenting to a colleague on a flight last week that heaven help us if anyone ever tried to do a rectum bomb.
 

Linflas

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Originally posted by: Ime
Originally posted by: Linflas
Given that after the "shoe bomber" TSA became obsessed with feet I dread to think what this will lead them to be obsessed with. :Q

"Please remove your shoes, drop your pants and bend over."

Funny last time I heard that I was at a military induction center. :eek:
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: yowolabi
I'm not sure what that device was, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a "fake bomb". Maybe some sexual thing, or some kind or strange medicine that he believed in.

The device had a wire and what may have been a magnet concealed in his rectum.

if you want to dig into it more, please do ;)


People use magnets all the time for their sham therapy. If you buried something in your rectum, wouldn't you want something you could pull to take it out later, like a wire?

What would be the point of a wire and a couple of magnets with no explosives as a fake bomb? Why have a bomb that he knew couldn't go off? Heck, he could have put them in his pocket or carry on and nobody would have even bothered him. It seems like he thought that putting it into his rectum would serve a purpose, and probably planned to keep it in there.
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: yowolabi
I'm not sure what that device was, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a "fake bomb". Maybe some sexual thing, or some kind or strange medicine that he believed in.

The device had a wire and what may have been a magnet concealed in his rectum.

if you want to dig into it more, please do ;)


People use magnets all the time for their sham therapy. If you buried something in your rectum, wouldn't you want something you could pull to take it out later, like a wire?

What would be the point of a wire and a couple of magnets with no explosives as a fake bomb? Why have a bomb that he knew couldn't go off? Heck, he could have put them in his pocket or carry on and nobody would have even bothered him. It seems like he thought that putting it into his rectum would serve a purpose, and probably planned to keep it in there.

or maybe he was a crackpot Islamist extremist testing airport security? :Q

or maybe he was just insane?

apologist's suck...


 

GoPackGo

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Originally posted by: Ime
Originally posted by: Linflas
Given that after the "shoe bomber" TSA became obsessed with feet I dread to think what this will lead them to be obsessed with. :Q

"Please remove your shoes, drop your pants and bend over."

Better get a reach-around.
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: ScottFern
If I was trying to test the security system in place sure.

If I were the security, I'd make sure everyone knew what the terrorists were testing, keep my eyes on that guy, let him through, and be especially on the lookout for butt-bombs. (Then, capture a whole bunch of them at once.)
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: leftyman
Originally posted by: yowolabi
I'm not sure what that device was, but i'm pretty sure it wasn't a "fake bomb". Maybe some sexual thing, or some kind or strange medicine that he believed in.

The device had a wire and what may have been a magnet concealed in his rectum.

if you want to dig into it more, please do ;)


People use magnets all the time for their sham therapy. If you buried something in your rectum, wouldn't you want something you could pull to take it out later, like a wire?

What would be the point of a wire and a couple of magnets with no explosives as a fake bomb? Why have a bomb that he knew couldn't go off? Heck, he could have put them in his pocket or carry on and nobody would have even bothered him. It seems like he thought that putting it into his rectum would serve a purpose, and probably planned to keep it in there.

or maybe he was a crackpot Islamist extremist testing airport security? :Q

or maybe he was just insane?

apologist's suck...

It's called a "dry run"