Would you get married again?

[Goth]

WOMAN: Would you get married again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with
pictures of her?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.

WOMAN: - - - silence - - -

MAN: Sh&%.

 

[nycxandy]

8/10

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe 🙂

Cheers Goth :beer:

 

[new2AMD]

old...but good

 

[moshquerade]

no

 

[Kenazo]

an oldie, but a goodie

 

[SpunkyJones]

Haven't heard that one in awhile. 🙂

 

[User1001]

lol 7/10

 

[xSkyDrAx]

haha 7/10

 

[rezinn]

haha

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

snicker....😛

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[kranky]

I think that one was in the "worst jokes" thread.