Would you ever place an ad like this?

ScrewFace

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"Seeking a party animal to mentor a geeky, shy, awkward guy on how to party, be cool and have fun. Male preferred. Will $8/hour. Free drinks, appetizers and transportation provided." LOL! At least he has courage and wants help, willing to even pay $8 an hour for it! He'll have no problems finding some guy to help him.
:)
 

LordMaul

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He just wants a 8/hour male whore. It's obvious, isn't it? I mean, "male preffered"?
 

Crimzon

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*shake head*

I guess I can see where he's comming from... I mean if he had someone he could ask, he'd do it. But paying someone? I guess it's a way to get takers, but if I was the "party animal" helping out, I'd just feel bad. I guess some people won't care. They get to keep partying, for free, and all the need to do is get a guy to loosen up.
 

SendTrash

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yeah.. the paying part is weird... isn't this what friends are for? to help you have a good time?.. help you lossen up?..
 

Crimzon

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I'm not trying to put the guy down, I just think it's sad it had to come to that. Sad, not on him per se, but just overall. No one he knows to help him, or he doesn't/can't/won't ask someone he knows.
 

dabuddha

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Originally posted by: Crimzon
I'm not trying to put the guy down, I just think it's sad it had to come to that. Sad, not on him per se, but just overall. No one he knows to help him, or he doesn't/can't/won't ask someone he knows.

agreed
this kind of reminds me of that Van Wilder movie

he wants to part the porpoise!
 

Crimzon

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Ha. Haven't seen that movie. I hope some halfway decent person see's that ad and offers to show him the ropes. For free. If the guy insists, fine let him pay the first time. If he's halfway decent himself. New buddy. Yay.