Would You Ever Do This?

[dave_the_nerd]

If she were wearing something out of the ordinary, I might comment. (Like an american flag shirt the week of July 4th or something. But I like the gaudy shit and everybody knows it and has seen my Hawaiian shirt collection, so it would be completely honest and unsarcastic.)

Most of the time I'm not really tuned in to clothes. They have to be pretty ludicrous for me to notice them in the first place. Hence the Hawaiian shirt collection, actually.

 

[highland145]

Had a good friend that lost his 25 year job over texting/flirting with a subordinate.
"I'm wearing xyz today"
"Bet that looks nice"
etc. No physical contact ever.

It was mutual until she got reprimanded for poor job performance.

 

[Platypus]

nope, never.

 

[polarmystery]

It's okay to say it, you just can't be staring at their ass when you do.

 

[SandEagle]

never compliment a woman. it inflates their head when you do. instead, be an asshole with them. that lowers their self esteem by about 10 points. makes it easier for u to ask them out then. man, i should really write a book

 

[Nebor]

never compliment a woman. it inflates their head when you do. instead, be an asshole with them. that lowers their self esteem by about 10 points. makes it easier for u to ask them out then. man, i should really write a book

Except for the fact that you, self admittedly, can't string two sentences together.

 

[Jeeebus]

"you look nice today" is not a compliment.

"I want to fuck the sweat out of you" is much more direct and women really appreciate it EVERY time I say it.

 

[highland145]

"you look nice today" is not a compliment.

"I want to fuck the sweat out of you" is much more direct and women really appreciate it EVERY time I say it.

Word.


Survived the apple gut rot, I see.

 

[Jeeebus]

Word.


Survived the apple gut rot, I see.

Rotten apples can't keep me down. I love you guys too much (yes... that way).

 

[HardcoreRobot]

since im married, i would never say something like that. no good can come of it.

if i were single and interested, i would use my judgement on when to be flirty.

 

[Wyndru]