Would you eat road kill to survive?

[JulesMaximus]

Yeah I had to go there after reading the "Would you eat human flesh to survive" thread.

Like it says: Would you eat road kill to survive?

One condition is you do not have to use your own car to kill something as they died of a accident/disaster/situation/natural causes and someone just dragged the carcass off the road to a meat locker/out in the freezing cold so it would not decompose and could be eaten later. Yet turns out rescue was like thirty days later and you would join the dead after dieing from hunger if you didn't chow.

Additional factor: You have hookers and blow waiting for you back home that needs you. (or not)

Enjoy the ridiculous dilemma!

Edit: I can has read the intarwebs

 

[Possessed Freak]

I would rather run over the critter myself so I know it is a fresh kill.

 

[dank69]

Do I have condiments?

 

[mmntech]

If it's fresh, yeah. If it's been out a few days, it would make you sick. Then you'd be far worse off. Do I have the equipment/knowledge to start a fire? That way you could at least cook it. Most humans can't digest raw meat very well anymore.

 

[DaTT]

I would eat it out.