Would you care if a hot girl spit in your pizza?

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SaltyNuts

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Got a pizza from Pappa Johns last night. In what might be a first, EVER, there was a FINE girl working there. I mean, like a 9.5 or something like that. Whenever I go there, I always look at the people working there to see how scummy they are. And whether they look like the type that would spit in my pizza. I'm always worried about them having spit in my pizza. Kind of freaks me out, having read those stories about Pappa Johns employees doing that (although its been awhile). But with this girl, I was almost HOPING she spit in my pizza. If I had seen her actually spit in my pizza I would have eaten it no problem. Heck I might have asked her for more LOL.

Anyone else feel the same way?
 
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brianmanahan

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SaltyNuts said:
Anyone else feel the same way?
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Torn Mind

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Hot girl making the pizza(less likely) or just working the register(more likely)?

If someone is making the pizza, that means they've been at the store a few months and settled in.

(I worked as delivery driver for Dominos).

If a 28 year old reasonably attractive female is making the pizza, that means she tied herself up and trapped herself in that job instead of moving up some other ladder with other 28 year olds making far more money(case in point, my former assistant manager).
 
Captante

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Anyone spitting on my pizza will find themselves wearing it as a hat within seconds of completing the act. (assuming I'm aware)

AND I don't give a rats a$$ what the "person" in question looks like. :mad:


BoomerD said:
This guy has to be one of the stupidest posters on AT...
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"One of"....?? :p
 
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Captante

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Torn Mind said:
Ah, but his threads are stimulating ones....
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Valid point! :D


From the part of me that still misses cheez and the God-bot!



I suggest ATOT picks Salty's next hazardous science "experiment"!

I nominate "Bathtub Nitroglycerine" *(VERY similar process to making soap but decidedly higher risk due to the required sulfuric acid plus the fact that its a HIGH EXPLOSIVE!)


DISCLAIMER: Don't actually do the above!
 
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BoomerD

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Captante said:
Anyone spitting on my pizza will find themselves wearing it as a hat within seconds of completing the act. (assuming I'm aware)

AND I don't give a rats a$$ what the "person" in question looks like. :mad:





"One of"....?? :p
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He has some pretty good competition for "stupidest'" including...gizmo(?)
 
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dank69

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That sounds like something that will cost extra. Not much extra though, and depending on the particular girl in question there's a decent chance she might throw it in for free.
 
Scarpozzi

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You shouldn't be asking us. March back in there, ask her if she spits or swallows. If she swallows, demand less toppings.
 
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nutxo

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Had a woman spit in my beer at a bar once. I was playing pool and left my beer on the bar and saw her do it.. I raised hell and the girls told the bartender I couldn't prove it. I stuck the tip of my finger in my beer and when I pulled it out there was like a strand of snot.. The cow got 86"ed
 
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