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Would you bang Ed McMahon?

shilala

Lifer
The Subject.

So here's the deal...
The doorbell rings. You walk to the door and there stands Ed McMahon holding that great big check from Publisher's Clearing House. It's made out to you, it's legal tender, and it's good for 12 million dollars.

He's got a long face and says "Look, this check is yours, but there's a catch. You want it, I gotta drill that thing first. Yeah I know, I don't like it any more than you do."
"Oh, and by the way, the Prize Patrol is out in the van burning one. They may want a dip too."

Do you stay or do you go?

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Ed, maybe. He's like 500 years old, even if he gets it up it ain't staying up.

The whole prize patrol? Fvck that noise.
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
I'd bang a dead Johnie Carson, rigor mortis and all for the 12 mil 😀



I'm pretty sure the mortis is gone by now.
 
Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
I dunno. 12 Million is a lot. Is it tax free?

Absolutely. 100% tax free. You can cash the check at will.
It'll even work at the MAC machine. It'll spit out twelve shiny brand-new million dollar bills.
 
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: Leper Messiah
I dunno. 12 Million is a lot. Is it tax free?

Absolutely. 100% tax free. You can cash the check at will.
It'll even work at the MAC machine. It'll spit out twelve shiny brand-new million dollar bills.

probably yeah then. 12 million is enough to erase almost anything.
 
Is the contest available in canada where the money WOULD be tax free anyways? And who cares if its not tax free...you'd prolly end up with 6 mill.
 
Originally posted by: DaTT
Is the contest available in canada where the money WOULD be tax free anyways? And who cares if its not tax free...you'd prolly end up with 6 mill.

Nope, Ed refused to do Canadians.
Sorry!!!
 
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