Would you allow yourself to be bitten by a vampire....

[OrganizedChaos]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
In other useless polls, would you allow your penis to be hacked off in trade for a Ferrari Enzo?

Except getting your penis hacked off is bad. Who said becoming an immortal vampire is? 😛

Yes, but Ferrari Enzo is good. Okay, assume they could sew it back on and you'd just have a nasty scar on your wang. :laugh:

Penis hacked off = bad
Ferrari Enzo = good

Getting bitten to become a vampire = still good
Hot sex with vampire = good

Vampires don't contain any blood themselves right? So wouldn't it be impossible to get it up?

they have blood they just can't produce there own hemoglobin.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: zanieladie

Originally posted by: Braznor
These are the assumptions:

1. There is no fear of death or disease.

2. There is no question of you becoming a vampire too, unless you wish to.

3. The blood loss is negligible, maybe a little more than what you give in a standard blood donation.

4. He/She is superincrediblemagnifilously hot.

5. She/He would even give you pics with you to post on ATOT.

6. The bite would a little painful, but nothing you cannot handle

So would you do it?

No...and that's over a pint!

But I vill maake yoo byootiful vorever blaaa (/dracula)

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Braznor
These are the assumptions:

1. There is no fear of death or disease.

2. There is no question of you becoming a vampire too, unless you wish to.

3. The blood loss is negligible, maybe a little more than what you give in a standard blood donation.

4. He/She is superincrediblemagnifilously hot.

5. She/He would even give you pics with you to post on ATOT.

6. The bite would a little painful, but nothing you cannot handle

So would you do it?

#5 is the clincher



I have a vampire fetish 🙁 funny cause I was petrified of them as a kid

 

[HamburgerBoy]

No. It's finally summertime and there's a slight brownish tint forming on my skin and you want me to be pale as an albino again? That and goth women are fugly.