Would pretending we're gay help us get more girls?

[StormRider]

Hmmm, girls seem to like shows like "Will & Grace" and like the idea of having a gay male friend. Is it one of their fantasies to have one of these gay male friends to fall in love with them and become straight? This would seem to indicate to the world that any girl who can get a gay guy to fall in love with them and become straight must be something special.

So, what if we all pretend we're gay and help fulfill their fantasy? Am I on to something here, guys? Will my plan work?

 

[snut]

sure why not

 

[snakesnfrogs]

pretend?

 

[JACKHAMMER]

If you aren't getting play anyway, it wouldn't hurt.

 

[TripleJ]

If we all became gay then it wouldn't be special would it?

 

[blueghost75]

no.


now get off the computer and go do something recreational and make some new freinds, before you go insane

 

[apoppin]

<< Would pretending we're gay help us get more girls? >>



Doubtful. And I think I've already seen that corny sitcom.

 

[Carbo]

<< what if we all pretend we're gay and help fulfill their fantasy? Am I on to something here, guys? Will my plan work? >>

Sure. Now we'll just call you RumpRider. Good luck, cowboy.

 

[Rage187]

Yes it works, but dont do ANYTHING to prove it...

Just let them think you are, but NEVER say ANYTHING that would just prove it....

They will be throwing it your way in no time....


The best part is you get to talk about girls in a derogitory way and they still want too listen..

 

[ace31216]

Tell me how it works out.

 

[Noriaki]

<< So, what if we all pretend we're gay and help fulfill their fantasy? >>

No I don't think so. Long term pretending your anything you arne't will kill your chances.

If you just want some flings, pretend your gay and some &quot;straight&quot; one night stands.

 

[Rage187]

Dont lisp, but walk like you got a little sugar in your blood..

Talk about all the girlie crap like, feelings and friends and BS like that..

No crying...

Learn how to dress...

and possibly too dance...

If you smoke, dont smoke virgin slims or 100's...

Let me think of a few easy too remember ones...

 

[apoppin]

<<Yes it works, but dont do ANYTHING to prove it...

Just let them think you are, but NEVER say ANYTHING that would just prove it....

They will be throwing it your way in no time....


The best part is you get to talk about girls in a derogitory way and they still want too listen..>>


Wow! You actually know this for sure from experience?

 

[Rage187]

Its OK too say another guy is CUTE, but the BUCK stops there..

Anymore indulging in that conversation could cast real doubts on your real sexuality..

learn too use words like B1TCH, Slut and whore, girls call each other those all the time and you not partaking in this sport will not help your cause..


One night stands are crucial, If you meet a girl for the first time, more than likely she will go to your females friends for the downlow on you..

You want all your female friends too say how sweet and cute and all that crap too her, this will ensure a nights entertainment..

 

[Rage187]

I got MUCH fuzz w/ this....

MUCH!!!

It works, but you can only use this angle for at the most a couple of years..

After awhile all the female friends will know you are straight AFTER you have slept w/ all of them..

once again thats AFTER you have slept w/ ALL of them...

 

[amnesiac]

If you know how to dance and sass like a gay man, you can get any booty you want.

 

[Rage187]

Another proud meber...