Would pr0n be better if the actresses had stupd names like "Betty Boner-Maker" or "Hanna Hand-Job"?

[StormRider]

Instead of realistic names like Jenna Jameson? I think pr0n lacks a sense of humor and this will add to the enjoyment of pr0n.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Sounds squishy.

 

[JME Fidelity]

no

 

[The Sauce]

Nothing could make pron better.

 

[Baked]

Only if the OP changes his name to BonerRider.

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Nothing could make pron better.

Eh, the whole bleached blonde, big ugly fake tits, tattoos & piercings all over the place trend stopping would make a huge improvement.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Nothing could make pron better.

Eh, the whole bleached blonde, big ugly fake tits, tattoos & piercings all over the place trend stopping would make a huge improvement.

There are a lot of things that would make pr0n better, including the above suggestion. Others would include:

Camera operators that know what they were doing and don't swing the camera around everywhere.
Camera operators that know how to zoom out once in a while.
Editors/directors that don't cut scenes every 5 seconds.
Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFT!

 

[NiKeFiDO]

i agree. pr0n is hilariously unrealistic anyway, might as well make that their name.

:thumbsup:

 

[Mrvile]

Pr0n stars have names?

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFT!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFT!

:thumbsup:

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Nothing could make pron better.

Eh, the whole bleached blonde, big ugly fake tits, tattoos & piercings all over the place trend stopping would make a huge improvement.

There are a lot of things that would make pr0n better, including the above suggestion. Others would include:

Camera operators that know what they were doing and don't swing the camera around everywhere.
Camera operators that know how to zoom out once in a while.
Editors/directors that don't cut scenes every 5 seconds.
Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFFFFFT

 

[Fenixgoon]

i don't care what their names are, i just want the scene to have hot women doing hot things

 

[spaceghost21]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

Hee hee.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFT!

Ultimate QFT

 

[0roo0roo]

better bone maker != hot

 

[bandana163]

If you don't want to stare at the faces of sweating guys, don't watch porn involving men.

 

[toant103]

no,

who cares about the name? Just get into the action

 

[JulesMaximus]

No.

In fact, they need to stop giving porn actresses those horribly huge fake looking boobs or just ban them from acting (I use that term loosely) if they get them. Nothing worse than a bad boob job.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Kaervak

Originally posted by: Snatchface
Nothing could make pron better.

Eh, the whole bleached blonde, big ugly fake tits, tattoos & piercings all over the place trend stopping would make a huge improvement.

There are a lot of things that would make pr0n better, including the above suggestion. Others would include:

Camera operators that know what they were doing and don't swing the camera around everywhere.
Camera operators that know how to zoom out once in a while.
Editors/directors that don't cut scenes every 5 seconds.
Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

Also not focusing on a guy's balls for like five minutes. I don't know who the hell they think is watching pr0n but most guys I know don't like watching another guys balls flapping back and forth.

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage

Originally posted by: cjgallen

Originally posted by: Jassi

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Anyone, director or camera operator, who thinks it's a good idea to point the camera at the guy's face should be taken out back and shot.

QFT!

Ultimate QFT

qft

 

[imported_Reck]

forget the face, pointing the camera straight at the guys ***hole is far far worse. *cringes*

 

[mercanucaribe]

I don't know why you would want porn to be funny...

 

[wfbberzerker]

i think they're leaving the sexually explicit names to ian fleming.

pussy galore, anyone?