Would it bother you if your girlfriend bought you condoms that were way too small?

[StormRider]

And then you say, "Honey, why the heck did you buy such small condoms? There's no way I can fit into one of these"

And then she would say, "Well, my EX was a lot bigger than you and I thought he was average. So I just assume you need the small ones".

Would it bother you?

 

[BigJ]

I'd go out and buy her the biggest pair of grannie panties I could fine.

Or, alternatively, you could go out and buy her the smallest thong you've ever seen. Tell her your ex was that size and see what she says. Also the opposite should work with bras.

 

[T3C]

LOL, never had that happen

 

[loup garou]

Fucking die already.

 

[QuitBanningMe]

jeez.....stfu

 

[arcenite]

If she actually said it that way, she'd be to the curb.

 

[Queasy]

Sounds like it is bothering the gf.

 

[her209]

I don't use condoms.

 

[dug777]

yes.

thats why i buy my own, cos i don't like junior lookind like he's been strangled to death when he comes out...

EDIT: although it hasn't been an issue for six months...i love the pill

 

[godmare]

Originally posted by: BigJ
I'd go out and buy her the biggest pair of grannie panties I could fine.

nono, she needs a thong three sizes too small.

 

[Crusty]

You will never get into that situation, so why are you asking?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: godmare

Originally posted by: BigJ
I'd go out and buy her the biggest pair of grannie panties I could fine.

nono, she needs a thong three sizes too small.

See my edited post

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: her209
I don't use condoms.

 

[neutralizer]

Why? Did it happen to you?

 

[Mo0o]

Wouldn't it be more embarassing if your penis was too small for the condoms she bought?

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wouldn't it be more embarassing if your penis was too small for the condoms she bought?

Well, she was comparing your penis to the ex's.

 

[GeekDrew]

I've bought someone condoms that were way too small

Had I said anything like ""Well, my EX was a lot bigger than you and I thought he was average. So I just assume you need the small ones", though, I would have kicked myself to the curb... and expect to be run over by a semi.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I didn't know they came in small sizes...

 

[brxndxn]

Note to all you geeks: Pretty much any guy can fit into a Magnum XL and use it no problem.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: StormRider
And then you say, "Honey, why the heck did you buy such small condoms? There's no way I can fit into one of these"

And then she would say, "Well, my EX was a lot bigger than you and I thought he was average. So I just assume you need the small ones".

Would it bother you?

I'd tell her all about alternative birth control methods.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Wouldn't it be more embarassing if your penis was too small for the condoms she bought?

Well, she was comparing your penis to the ex's.

That's what I'm saying. It would be more embarassing right?

 

[GoingUp]

lol. the first time I bought condoms they were too small but we used them anyways.... and oh man did it ruin the experience for me. its not supposed to hurt that damn bad

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
You will never get into that situation, so why are you asking?

So true.

 

[Bryophyte]

HOLY CRAP, STORMRIDER GOT LAID???

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: MCrusty
You will never get into that situation, so why are you asking?

So true.

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