Would it be creepy to point out...

[HamburgerBoy]

...that the paper used by one of my students to print out an assignment is an absolute sensual delight? Sturdy build but of delicate ivory complexion, my palms gliding across its faultless surface like two virgins holding hands for the first time, every page I turn shuddering like a tiny thunderclap as if welcoming my godly pen of judgment, proud yet still submissive. I want to give her extra credit.

 

[HN]

What font? Are the letters raised? Does it have a watermark?

 

[Howard]

I'm getting some Patrick Bateman vibes here.

 

[momeNt]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

But I don't want to violently mutilate her assignment, I just want to marry it. :'(

 

[3spooky5u]

But I don't want to violently mutilate her assignment, I just want to marry it. :'(

Go on, It's alright

JustinRPG married a pokemon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1_IdVjuaw
And that is actually serious