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Would I know if I had syphilis?

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you don't have syphilis. if you don't have congenital syph (the kind you're born with that was passed to you from your mom), then you don't have it. if you did, that means you would have been lucky enough to have had to have had sex with some unlucky person out there. since we all know that that's obviously a 0% probability, it's safe to say you don't have it.
 
One of the initial symptoms are white star-like spots on your skin, ususally chest area. You'll know for sure when your nose falls off. Seriously.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Like if I do have it...I'll have had it for maybe a few months...would I know by now?
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I like how you would rather ask ATOT than go to a doctor or a free clinic and actually get a real answer. Speaking as someone who plans on contributing to the gene pool someday, if you're going to apply this sort of "logic" to all of the other decisions in your life, I'm going to need you to start ingesting spermicide in large amounts.

For the good of mankind, BlancoNino! Do it!
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: Paratus
Syphillis it all started with a little kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh where did I get syphillis.

Sung to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles
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Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
My penis, it won't stop burning me,
Oh, syphillis came suddenly.
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Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said,
Something wrong! a chancre's on display!!!
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Syphlis
Got a hole in my sac I can put my finger in
Ozzing puss and other sick sh1t
All because of Syphlis

Why
didnt
I see the doc when I had the chance, they say
Now
Im, off my rocker and I am going in....saaaaannnnnneeeeeeeee

Syphlis
Now Im pissed and you made my list
Im starting with the girl that gave me Syphlis
Whats my name, who are you, damn Syphlis
 
First sigh, your mental faculties will fail, and you'll post stupid questions on ATOT.
Next, your d!ck will start to drip, then rot off.
Next, you'll go blind.(see, your mommy was right...too much hackin WILL make you go blind!)
Lastly...you die as a rotting puss-infested cesspool of humanity...


Hmm, based on many of your posts, the disease must be pretty far advanced!
 
You can easily tell if you have syphilis by tasting your urine. It will have a strange, almost sour taste to it. I know it sounds gross, but still, its' a good way to check.

At any rate, you should see a doctor if you think you've contracted any STD's.
 
Originally posted by: funboy42
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: Paratus
Syphillis it all started with a little kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh where did I get syphillis.

Sung to the tune of Yesterday by the Beatles
Click to expand...

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
My penis, it won't stop burning me,
Oh, syphillis came suddenly.
Click to expand...

Why she
Had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say
I said,
Something wrong! a chancre's on display!!!
Click to expand...


Syphlis
Got a hole in my sac I can put my finger in
Ozzing puss and other sick sh1t
All because of Syphlis

Why
didnt
I see the doc when I had the chance, they say
Now
Im, off my rocker and I am going in....saaaaannnnnneeeeeeeee

Syphlis
Now Im pissed and you made my list
Im starting with the girl that gave me Syphlis
Whats my name, who are you, damn Syphlis
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You just killed the song, way to go. :|
 
Originally posted by: killface
You can easily tell if you have syphilis by tasting your uring. It will have a strange, almost sour taste to it. I know it sounds gross, but still, its' a good way to check.

At any rate, you should see a doctor if you think you've contracted any STD's.
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I don't think I want to know how you know that fact...
 
Thanks for the uh...help. I've had no symptoms, no pain, no burning, no rashes on my hands/feet...nothing. It's just that the friend of this girl I was with a few months ago said that she ahd it....but she might be lying.
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Thanks for the uh...help. I've had no symptoms, no pain, no burning, no rashes on my hands/feet...nothing. It's just that the friend of this girl I was with a few months ago said that she ahd it....but she might be lying.
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How many times do we have to tell you? Go see a D-O-C-T-O-R.
 
Originally posted by: InlineFive
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Thanks for the uh...help. I've had no symptoms, no pain, no burning, no rashes on my hands/feet...nothing. It's just that the friend of this girl I was with a few months ago said that she ahd it....but she might be lying.
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How many times do we have to tell you? Go see a D-O-C-T-O-R.
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I AM GOING TO I ALREADY MADE AN APOINTMENT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REST EASIER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS!!!
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Originally posted by: InlineFive
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Thanks for the uh...help. I've had no symptoms, no pain, no burning, no rashes on my hands/feet...nothing. It's just that the friend of this girl I was with a few months ago said that she ahd it....but she might be lying.
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How many times do we have to tell you? Go see a D-O-C-T-O-R.
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I AM GOING TO I ALREADY MADE AN APOINTMENT I WOULD JUST LIKE TO REST EASIER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS!!!
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Nothing terrible is going to happen in the next few days, so relax ... just be sure to follow through with the doctor & (obviously I hope)
don't have any sexual contact with anyone at all in the mean-time.
 
what happened to the STD awareness thread posted in april it had all kinds of useful info on all the diff STDs out there. Mods deleted an informative thread?
 
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Like if I do have it...I'll have had it for maybe a few months...would I know by now?
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if you do, it was congentially aquired 😀
 
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