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Worst way to wake up

Rufus12

Rufus12

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This morning I was awoken by a squishing sound in my room. I open my eyes to find my floor covered in diarrhea, and my dog huddled in a corner whimpering. The smell was horrible, and I was gagging constantly cleaning it all up. Great way to start a saturday. :| Dogs+explosive diarrhea= horrible. 🙁 no pics
 
You wake up and you're penis has been cut off by your significant other. There is a note on the nightstand that says going to toss it by the side of the highway. She doesn't specify which highway though.

EDIT: n/m. I thought this was a competition.
 
I had a similar situation happen to a friend when I was sleeping on his couch many years ago, although his situation involved stuff squishing up between his toes.

It went something like this, "God damn it, Zack. What did you do? Son of a bitch!" *hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop*

:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: Rufus12
Ugh. It was pretty explosive. There was diarhea everywhere. It was on all my clean clothes, on my speakers, and a little on my computer.
As for the dog, he's doing fine now. Here's a pic of him: http://farm4.static.flickr.com...6972240_d08839a7ca.jpg
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someone needs to photoshop that pick with some added explosive diarrhea.
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Not quite a photochop but it will have to do for now.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/her209/43843448.jpg
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: Rufus12
Ugh. It was pretty explosive. There was diarhea everywhere. It was on all my clean clothes, on my speakers, and a little on my computer.
As for the dog, he's doing fine now. Here's a pic of him: http://farm4.static.flickr.com...6972240_d08839a7ca.jpg
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someone needs to photoshop that pick with some added explosive diarrhea.
Click to expand...
Not quite a photochop but it will have to do for now.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/her209/43843448.jpg
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Lol nice. :laugh:

KT
 
Originally posted by: Rufus12
This morning I was awoken by a squishing sound in my room. I open my eyes to find my floor covered in diarrhea, and my dog huddled in a corner whimpering. The smell was horrible, and I was gagging constantly cleaning it all up. Great way to start a saturday. :| Dogs+explosive diarrhea= horrible. 🙁 no pics
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It happened to me too, but I wasn't sleeping. I left my cat alone and when I returned home I found crap everywhere... even on my bed! Fuck... It was on the pillow as well...
 
looooooool, I've been through that before. Dog would crap all over the living room, and while I am walking to the bathroom to clean it up, I'd step in it.

I never understood why dogs can't just crap in one spot. They sure love to spread the poo around in random areas.
 
Originally posted by: amdhunter
looooooool, I've been through that before. Dog would crap all over the living room, and while I am walking to the bathroom to clean it up, I'd step in it.

I never understood why dogs can't just crap in one spot. They sure love to spread the poo around in random areas.
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I've never had a dog shit indoors unless they were pretty sick. You did some bad training or your dogs were always sick, which is also bad on your part.
 
OP, if the dog continues to feel like shit...😛 give him/her Pepsid. Depending on body weight. 1/4 to 1 full tablet will help a LOT with stomach discomfort.
Ours get Pepsid from time to time. The bigger dog (11 lbs.)gets 1/4 to 1/3 tablet twice a day, the smallest one (6 lbs) gets no more than 1/4 tablet twice per day.

Yes, as already mentioned, Pepto Bismol can be used as well, but may not be as effective as Pepsid.
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: BudAshes
Originally posted by: Rufus12
Ugh. It was pretty explosive. There was diarhea everywhere. It was on all my clean clothes, on my speakers, and a little on my computer.
As for the dog, he's doing fine now. Here's a pic of him: http://farm4.static.flickr.com...6972240_d08839a7ca.jpg
Click to expand...
someone needs to photoshop that pick with some added explosive diarrhea.
Click to expand...
Not quite a photochop but it will have to do for now.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/her209/43843448.jpg
Click to expand...

Lol nice. :laugh:

KT
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hahah
 
Originally posted by: her209
You wake up and you're penis has been cut off by your significant other. There is a note on the nightstand that says going to toss it by the side of the highway. She doesn't specify which highway though.

EDIT: n/m. I thought this was a competition.
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Err, I guess you win? Condolences on the loss of Mr. Winky.


Originally posted by: Squisher
I had a similar situation happen to a friend when I was sleeping on his couch many years ago, although his situation involved stuff squishing up between his toes.

It went something like this, "God damn it, Zack. What did you do? Son of a bitch!" *hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop*

:laugh:
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Fess up. There was no dog, was there, Squisher?
 
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